On The End Of Comments

I find that when I want to comment on something at the Awl, and I want people to read what I have to say, I tweet it. When I don't want anyone to read it, I leave it in the comments. I am a terrible person but then so are we all.

Posted on April 15, 2014 at 10:02 am 1

On Treatment Australian

"In Australia, the only antidote we have is alcohol." Only antidote for ethylene glycol poisoning, or just in general?

Posted on March 11, 2014 at 6:21 pm 0

On Cake Had, Eaten

"Sex sells — especially if one of the people allegedly having that sex is good-looking. But after a few days, the fact that someone is still dating Spitzer is no longer interesting."

The Post has achieved self-awareness.

Posted on March 10, 2014 at 3:45 pm 0

On But What About Pussy Riot's Music, Man?

You have the wrong link here, but I was excited for a minute to think that the Wall Street Journal had published the phrase "wank fodder for beardy liberals."

Posted on February 25, 2014 at 11:54 am 0

On 2013, In Order

Not sure where this optimism for December is coming from. I mean, did you see the thing with the snowy owls?

Posted on December 9, 2013 at 5:28 pm 0

On Which Book Published Today Should You Buy?

Pretty sure that every single person on earth who ever buys The Surprise Attack of Jabba the Puppett: An Origami Yoda Book will do it from this link.

Posted on August 6, 2013 at 1:11 pm 0

On Coffin Closed

Just switch to Feedly and hate your life a little bit more each day, like I did.

Posted on July 2, 2013 at 10:36 am 1

On Job Open

Posted on June 5, 2013 at 4:26 pm 0

On Commenter Really Into Alcohol

This is all well said except for the part about not liking getting drunk.

Posted on May 14, 2013 at 3:24 pm 4

On Nobel Literature Laureates, In Order

What I want to know is how much to tip a Nobel laureate.

Posted on May 10, 2013 at 3:28 pm 1