On How to Make a Good Salad Without Dumb Leaves

Excellent. I''m a big fan of the real Greek salad, a relative of the Israeli. Good tomatoes, cucumbers, red onion, kalamata olives, feta cheese, olive oil, black pepper, that's it. Chop everything bigger than the Israeli salad, and keep leaves well away from it.

Posted on June 2, 2014 at 12:56 pm 1

On The End Of Comments

I find that when I want to comment on something at the Awl, and I want people to read what I have to say, I tweet it. When I don't want anyone to read it, I leave it in the comments. I am a terrible person but then so are we all.

Posted on April 15, 2014 at 10:02 am 1

On Treatment Australian

"In Australia, the only antidote we have is alcohol." Only antidote for ethylene glycol poisoning, or just in general?

Posted on March 11, 2014 at 6:21 pm 0

On Cake Had, Eaten

"Sex sells — especially if one of the people allegedly having that sex is good-looking. But after a few days, the fact that someone is still dating Spitzer is no longer interesting."

The Post has achieved self-awareness.

Posted on March 10, 2014 at 3:45 pm 0

On But What About Pussy Riot's Music, Man?

You have the wrong link here, but I was excited for a minute to think that the Wall Street Journal had published the phrase "wank fodder for beardy liberals."

Posted on February 25, 2014 at 11:54 am 0

On 2013, In Order

Not sure where this optimism for December is coming from. I mean, did you see the thing with the snowy owls?

Posted on December 9, 2013 at 5:28 pm 0

On Which Book Published Today Should You Buy?

Pretty sure that every single person on earth who ever buys The Surprise Attack of Jabba the Puppett: An Origami Yoda Book will do it from this link.

Posted on August 6, 2013 at 1:11 pm 0

On Coffin Closed

Just switch to Feedly and hate your life a little bit more each day, like I did.

Posted on July 2, 2013 at 10:36 am 1

On Job Open

Posted on June 5, 2013 at 4:26 pm 0

On Commenter Really Into Alcohol

This is all well said except for the part about not liking getting drunk.

Posted on May 14, 2013 at 3:24 pm 4