On Calvin Trillin Books, In Order Of The Likelihood That Their Titles Will Be Used For Geto Boys Albums
So Trill!
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On Pharrell Starts Pure, Ends Up With Something Much Worse, For Smirnoff Vodka
God.. this is just embarrassing for everyone involved.
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On Early Drafts Of The First Part Of The Line "I've Had Sex Four Times This Week I'll Explain/Having A Hard Time Adjusting To Fame…" From Drake's New Song
Hey! It's Toronto
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On Do You Think Guy Ritchie Regrets His Adult Circumcision?
I bet he was punching bags for daaaaays....
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On Science: Hair-Braiding Is For Ladies
Shit, man... I chop wood all day and I would still choose to punch a bag rather than doing some stoopid puzzle. Bag Punching 4 lyfe!
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On Video: The Case Against Apple
Ok... nooooot to be defending FoxComm here - any of these factory cities are sure to be human-rights hell holes, BUT. Judging from the number of employees and number of suicides that I found on wikipedia, that turns out to be about 4.5 suicides per 100,000.
The low-ball estimate for Chinese average is 6.6 and USA is 11.1 per 100,000 (Japan: 24!!)
But it's entirely possible that my math is waaaaay off.
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On Donald Trump Would Run A Great, Great Country
Oh guys.. remember suck.com?!? All these years and that's still the high-point of internet writing.
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On Is There A Way We Could Get Rid Of Both The Rats And The Tourists?
Eeeeh...meh. I kinda like them.
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On Twin Shadow, "At My Heels"
Love it!
- "Notice we were the first to use subtitles at the top of the screen"
- "I thought it was a bit forward at the time.."
- "It still is."
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On The Darkest Day Of The Year
Hmm... I just moved to Sao Paulo, so I guess we'll be having the longest day tomorrow? Is that how it works?