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Posted on April 15, 2014 at 9:46 am 0

On Jogging Burns More Calories Than Sex But Who Cares, It's Jogging

"...at least when young, healthy people do it." Shudder to think what the experimental group looked like.

Posted on October 28, 2013 at 2:34 pm 0

On What Makes A Fatberg

Tyrion Lannister would be proud

Posted on August 6, 2013 at 5:48 pm 0

On When Are You Most Unproductive? (Or, Alternately, Least Productive?)

Really couldn't just publish this at the same time as the report claims, eh?

Posted on June 4, 2013 at 4:19 pm 0

On Republican Senator Now Supports Gay Marriage

Senator Portman was also quoted as saying, "Ugh, what is this thing inside of me? What do you non-reptilians call it, empathy? Ugh, get it out!"

Posted on March 15, 2013 at 11:08 am 1

On Old People Snatching Up The Few Things They Don't Already Have

Why can't I print the email from my computer? It works at home when I go to there. Meeehhhh. Silicon Valley. Meehhh. No, I use the internet explorer. My boy is a computer genius, he can do this for us.

Posted on June 26, 2012 at 4:21 pm 0

On Movie Takes Liberties With Science

Does this movie take liberties with science?

Well, maybe that scene when they crack open the alien space helmet after a cursory examination scan, then pump an electric current into the head until it explodes... yeah, that might be some scientific liberty.

Posted on June 12, 2012 at 6:54 pm 0

On Movie, You, Old

LET IT GO INTERNET LET IT GO

http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/index.php?date=040111

Posted on May 25, 2012 at 1:17 pm 0

On Nature Did It First!

If you can promise me that is the actual noise and not the result of a lousy recording microphone, I will give you every penny I have to safeguard and promote this animal.

Posted on May 10, 2012 at 8:49 am 0

On Your Brain Makes You Lazy

TL;DR

Posted on May 1, 2012 at 2:43 pm 1