On Old People Snatching Up The Few Things They Don't Already Have
Why can't I print the email from my computer? It works at home when I go to there. Meeehhhh. Silicon Valley. Meehhh. No, I use the internet explorer. My boy is a computer genius, he can do this for us.
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On Movie Takes Liberties With Science
Does this movie take liberties with science?
Well, maybe that scene when they crack open the alien space helmet after a cursory examination scan, then pump an electric current into the head until it explodes... yeah, that might be some scientific liberty.
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On Movie, You, Old
LET IT GO INTERNET LET IT GO
http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/index.php?date=040111
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On Nature Did It First!
If you can promise me that is the actual noise and not the result of a lousy recording microphone, I will give you every penny I have to safeguard and promote this animal.
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On Am I Sad Because I Smoke Or Am I Sad Because I Suck?
I can't sit at my office desk for too long because its on par with smoking when it comes to being unhealthy. If I smoked, I'd be standing up and walking more often to go take a smoke break. But then I'd be sad. SOMEONE JUST TELL ME WHAT TO DO ALREADY.
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On Politicians And Milk Prices: An Inquiry
Why should politicians, let alone any other reptilian shapeshifter, know the cost of milk?
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On How to Blow Through Airport Security for Only $100
Truly enjoyed your story about how your state-approved bribe is helping you in life. When can we expect to hear more?
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On Happy Tax Day
Taxin makes me feel good!
http://bustinfeelgood.ytmnd.com/
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On Republican Senator Now Supports Gay Marriage
Senator Portman was also quoted as saying, "Ugh, what is this thing inside of me? What do you non-reptilians call it, empathy? Ugh, get it out!"