On Obama Still Hates Gay Marriage, No Matter What You Want to Think
@La Cieca aaaaand OH LOOK WHAT HE JUST DID. Sigh. You're right, and he did it anyway, and let's all hope we (The People) are grown-up enough to be, well, grown-up about it when it comes to casting our votes. (Which desperate wish is probably as quixotic as Obama coming out front and center in the first place. Double sigh, but triple bravo.)
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On How To Make Bogman's Weedseed Gruel (Without Being A Bogman)
(may cause photosensitivity)
(potentially poisonous)
(may cause blistering of the skin)
(may cause rashes)
Oh poor bogman. Pass me an elephantburger.
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On Roman Emperors, Up To AD 476 And Not Including Usurpers, In Order Of How Hardcore Their Deaths Were
Now *that's* a listicle.
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On Man Bad
Am I the only person who finds this superweird? "Not fit"? How? Because he got away with these tactics for years (not exactly unaided by those in power looking pointedly elsewhere and whistling nonchalantly), and built a multibillion dollar international business by Being Rupert Murdoch, and of all the things they could have labelled him with, "not fit" seems to be so wide of the mark. He has proved he is very fit indeed to run News International. He just got busted, is all.
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On What Does Elephant Taste Like?
Raynor Ganan on The Awl? Whoa nelly.
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On Today Only: The Awl Is Auditioning New Commenters!
@ELLAWAHOO Oh you crazy kids...
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On Today Only: The Awl Is Auditioning New Commenters!
@boyofdestiny No.
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On The Horrific Horror of Brooklyn
@Niko Bellic Oh no! If only I had known you were on this desperate quest before, and now it's late and what if you don't see this?! Oh the trauma!
Enough nonsense. Fairly definitely The Sweet Life on Hester Street and sometimes Economy Candy on Rivington (although I won't swear that's the Swiss Milka) and very sometimes the Red Hook Fairway.
You're welcome.
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On The Coming Real Estate Disaster for White-People Brooklyn
@My Number Is My Address There are not enough thumbs in the world to express my admiration for this comment.