On Try Not To Get Too Worked Up

It sounds better in the original Croation...

Posted on March 7, 2013 at 3:07 pm 0

On The Best Newspaper Staff Game in Town

Sucks for any Observer staffers who fake died in the Korean War

Posted on April 14, 2011 at 3:37 pm 7

On Inside David Foster Wallace's Private Self-Help Library

Seriously. This was excellent.

Posted on April 5, 2011 at 3:11 pm 0

On Former Page Six Reporter Neel Shah: America's Next Top Model?

Really wishing I had a fresh joke re: Neel's jorts.

Posted on November 12, 2010 at 1:02 am 0

On The Eight Best New Names for Gen X Bands in Light of Their Aging

Butthole Surfers holds up.

Posted on September 22, 2010 at 9:43 am 0

On They Are Doing Amazing Things With Toilets In Japan These Days

The best part is when the cartoon cat pops up and tell you you're terminal.

Posted on August 26, 2010 at 6:01 am 0

On The Death of Charisma Man

Wait, what?! Off to google images...

Posted on August 18, 2010 at 3:17 am 0

On The Death of Charisma Man

Real answer is: Sort of. Not like he used to.

Posted on August 17, 2010 at 7:17 pm 0

On Catfight!

“a lot of women feel that they have to roll with routine degradations and laugh them off in order to stay on the inside.”

Aww … I’m suddenly so nostalgic for Radar.

Posted on May 13, 2009 at 10:33 am 0

On Can I wear shorts?

Do it. Just don't ride the subway before me. Male thigh sweat ... ugh.

Posted on April 27, 2009 at 1:26 pm 0