On Three Handjobs Is A Trend

"I'll just be out back, getting handjobs from the woman you love."

Posted on February 12, 2013 at 2:55 pm 0

On Defending Manhattan From America: Pete Wells and Guy Fieri

@jolie Although a very different kind of review, this one by Bruni is just as delightful:

Posted on November 14, 2012 at 11:50 am 0

On People Punished For Doing Very Bad Thing

I think "Male Voice 1" and "Male Voice 2" could easily be replaced by Alpha Lorenzo Walker and Tamara Diaz: http://www.newyorker.com/archive/2006/02/06/060206sh_shouts

Also, tough to argue with Innervisions.

Posted on September 25, 2012 at 11:52 am 0

On Literally The Worst Word On The Planet

While we're piling on, when did everyone all willy-nilly decide that it is ok to replace "reluctant" with "reticent"? The primary meaning of "reticent" is being reluctant to do something specific - speak. If you are reluctant to have that third martini, you may be soft. You might be wise. But you are not "reticent". Unless of course you drank until you were no longer speaking...

Posted on August 3, 2012 at 4:37 pm 0

On What To Read, Listen To, Look At And Watch Over Kentucky Derby Weekend

Apparently Pavement was making a name for themselves in Belgium right around the same time as Citizen Dick.

Posted on May 4, 2012 at 6:31 pm 0

On Bug Bikes

The Mantis and the Motorcycle

Posted on April 12, 2012 at 3:52 pm 0

On How To Make Kentucky Beer Cheese For Your Final Four Party

The new German beer hall/restaurant in my neighborhood serves a killer homemade pretzel with beer cheese. The first time I got it, said beer cheese had the consistency of a thick dipping sauce, not unlike fondue. The second time, it was more like the stuff pictured up top. I think I preferred the former version.

Am I doing this wrong?

Posted on March 30, 2012 at 5:29 pm 0

On Pretend You're Happy And Live Longer

I don't care what Alvy Singer says; sometimes you need to go for the cat book.

Posted on March 28, 2012 at 12:13 pm 0

On Mitt Romney's Weird Laugh

Posted on March 22, 2012 at 12:44 pm 0

On Buying The Bottom Shelf: An Adventure In Cheap Liquor

@purefog Crush Wine and Spirits had some in stock recently. Not sure if they still do.

Posted on March 14, 2012 at 5:20 pm 0