On Dear Human “Best Friend”: Please, Please, For God’s Sake Please Turn Off The Noise And Flashing Lights Machine When You Leave
@City_Dater Is one DogLifetime movie like seven Human Lifetime movies?
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On Chef Listens To Unappetizing Music
Super disappointed this wasn't a retrospective on the vinyl collection of Issac Hayes.
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On Why Angry Drunks Are Angry When Drunk
Wouldn't the truly prudent person refrain from getting drunk in the first place? That's why they're called prudes.
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On Authentic (Possibly Racist) Natchez Cheese Grits Casserole
@KenWheaton Agreed. The NYT probably also says pee-can pray-lean.
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On New Cocktail: The Bourbon Dip Spit
Mr. Thrasher must not read very many murder mysteries, cause everyone knows that nicotine-based insecticide is like the fourth most popular deadly poison after cyanide, strychnine, and arsenic.
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On 10 Things I Believed When I Was A Little Kid In Order Of How Embarrassing They Still Are When I Remember Them Today
@cherrispryte I had the pleasure of explaining to my 46-year-old friend recently that pickles are made of cucumbers.
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On Italians Becoming Just Like Us
@sorry your heinous You don't drink coffee with milk at any time after breakfast, and especially not after meals. It's bad for the digestion.
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On How To Waste Money
Serious question: at $14 per drink + (conservative) $2 tip, how do you get drunk at these bars? Is there a secret? Does everyone just have one and then go to the cheap bar? Or am I like one of those depression kids who never realized they were poor, and this is my moment when I realize I'm poor. Because damn those are some expensive drinks.
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On Football Pick Haikus For Week 16
Can we get to .500?!
Not with picks like Atlanta over the Saints in the Dome. What does Jambalaya Bowl even mean? And I detect some haiku repeats. I demand my money back!
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On What Are The Best Audiobooks For A Road Trip?
@themegnapkin I was going to recommend the same thing. They are just fantastic. (Meyer.)