On How To Bring A Bike On The New York City Subway
Also works if you replace "bike" with "baby carriage" or "absurdly large djembe".
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On A Drynuary Diary: Week Four, The Wettening
My birthday is February 1, so for the first time in 36 years I have something to look forward to. Haven't decided if I'm going to pour a Manhattan on my tongue drop by drop and let it slowly coat my throat over an hour until the brutally sweet lump of brandied, slightly muddled cherry eases into my belly, or perhaps just mainline rye whiskey from the bar. Or both! Thanks for the spiritual guidance you two, and especially Jolie for reminding us you can't depend on anyone ever.
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On Kate Bush, "Eider Falls At Lake Tahoe"
I was just lamenting that the music selection on this site reeks of white male who came of age in '88 and moved to New York in '99. Then this post flattens my house of chips on my shoulder. Thank you.
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On A Drynuary Diary: Week Two
I survived a bar too (yay)! And discovered three pints of seltzer in 5 minutes ≠ water intoxication (triple yay)! I also won a $50 bar tab at 90s movie trivia (“What did Janeane Garofalo’s character Heathery Moody invent in the seminal [my word] comedy ROMY AND MICHELE’S HIGH SCHOOL REUNION”, um: Lady Fair cigarettes: twice the taste in half the time for the girl on the go”, who wouldn't know that even sheets to the wind?). Luckily gay guys will do anything for a drink chip… except love you.
Glad you two are in such high spirits (bam!), but really, “arguably”? There’s three more weekends to go. Three. This is bullshit.
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On Six Reasons To Ignore The 'New York Times' Yoga Article
VinYESa!
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On Leonard Cohen, "Darkness"
Pretty soon his voice will be subsonic.
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On A Drynuary Diary: Week One
Totally teetotaling with ya Jolie & John! So far feeling only elation and I think what they call clarity (confusion? dysphoria? delirium tremens?). But the pendulum swings (as in "The Pit and" or the clock from THE EXORCIST). I have a Lambda Legal mixer at a gay sports bar tonight. Fingers crossed, seltzer and lime at the ready. Bon L’(h)iver!
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On Top Eleven Dumb Songs to Sing to Cats
My neck, my back, my pussy and my cat.
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On The Poetry Section: Eileen Myles, 'Smile'
This poem is days like these. Thank you.