On Man Still Typing
@petejayhawk Solid reasoning. Luckily we aren't expected to pay for Awl commenting...
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On Michael Fassbender Does An Excellent Robot
@iwantyrskull Now stand back while I practice my stabbing.
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On British Pole Dancers Accused Of Inadequate Concern For Aesthetics
@deepomega Not spent much time in Essex, I take it. It's the most versatile word in British English.
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On British Pole Dancers Accused Of Inadequate Concern For Aesthetics
“You'd see a girl who wasn't very pretty, couldn't dance, had a c*** outfit making a lot more money than you because she was there to make money, not to enjoy herself and be creative.”
Mom?
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On Rich People Bad
The worst kind of link-baiting, uninformative garbage pseudo-science.
Average people primed to act "wealthy" act meaner? Clever people are more likely to cheat at games? People with more expensive/faster cars drive faster and are in a bigger hurry?
Enlightening.
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On How Kate Became A Princess
@LondonLee I publicly comment on what Men should or shouldn't eat constantly.
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On Dog Mothers Pigs
http://www.theonion.com/articles/nation-refuses-to-read-headline-beyond-words-4year,27379/
"I really can't blame anyone for not wanting to read that whole headline; when the article came across my desk, I myself got to the words "4-Year-Old Girl Forced To," immediately signed off on it, and had it sent out over the wire," AP senior editor Mike Siegel said. "Since then, I've been keeping myself busy editing articles about unlikely animal friends."
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On I Would Never Tell You That You Are Wrong, Lev Grossman
I read the Great Gatsby like, every other year. Is that wrong?
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On How Much Can You Expect As A Return On That $2 Powerball Ticket?
@Charismatic Megafauna That's the combination to my luggage!
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On ASAP Rocky, "Goldie"
Is that a stingray? Me likey. Also, commes DES fuck down.