@melis "dude i have an app for that"
@GailPink Possibly also Amy Winehouse.
@Matt St. John's Bay, maybe?
@TrilbyLane Grateful that he doesn't press charges when I deliver a stunning kick to the 'nads for his presumption and entitlement, maybe.
@atipofthehat No, they're too low on the butt and narrow through the knees. Also, they don't have a Land's End label on them.
ETA: she might still have bought them at Sears, though.
@pigforker I feel like there's a "black hole of asshole" joke to be made here.
I misread every mention of "Glenn Black" in this post as "Glenn Beck." Different kind of inflexible.