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By Niko Bellic on Ask Polly: Should I Give In And Be The Other Woman?

"Every time he IMs you, tell him something cute your kid said"

For women who don't have kids: tell the horndog something cute a neighbor's kid said, or even better, send him a stock photo of any random kid or a baby. Should turn him off quickly.

Posted on July 31, 2013 at 3:57 pm 2

By fondue with cheddar on Ask Polly: Should I Give In And Be The Other Woman?

LW2: Don't play games with this dude and give him those wishy-washy "hints" that may be misinterpreted. As long as you refrain from giing him a straight answer he will think he has a chance. Just straight-up tell him you're not interested in being anything more than friends/colleagues! You're a grown woman.

Posted on July 31, 2013 at 3:56 pm 3

By kfizz on Ask Polly: Should I Give In And Be The Other Woman?

Women who can disregard the feelings of other people's girlfriends and wives are women who have been disregarding their own feelings for a long, long time.

Sing it, sister! (Same goes for all humans, imo.)

Posted on July 31, 2013 at 3:39 pm 2

By stuffisthings on Millennial Fired For Tweet

PS here is why they were concerned. This almost certainly the exact thing their PR team was hoping would NOT happen.

Posted on July 30, 2013 at 3:15 pm 3

By stuffisthings on Millennial Fired For Tweet

@The Future is Here That's weird because I make less than $50k and I leave tips.

Posted on July 30, 2013 at 3:03 pm 5

By Aeroplane on Rich Kids Of The Internet: Inside The Astounding Troll-Hole That Is Elite Daily

I really can't believe there's not a staff-member named Jean-Ralphio.

Posted on July 26, 2013 at 1:13 pm 4

By My Number Is My Address on Ask Polly: I'm Almost 30 And I'm Terrified Of Losing My Looks

@questingbeast Yeah, and Peru has maggots that live in your ears.

Posted on July 18, 2013 at 12:07 pm 2

By Little Bobby Tables on 'Crash': The Most Loathsome Best Picture Of Them All

@Matt Carlson@facebook Slightly different, since Lincoln freed the slaves and won the civil war. Brendan Frasier did neither of those things, although to be fair I have yet to see Encino Man.

Posted on February 22, 2013 at 6:52 pm 2

By Ledrew on What Is "Love"?

Sure, why the hell not.

Posted on August 21, 2012 at 3:26 pm 1

By NotAndersonCooper on What Is "Love"?

Should only be used for legitimate love.

Posted on August 21, 2012 at 1:34 pm 1