"Every time he IMs you, tell him something cute your kid said"
For women who don't have kids: tell the horndog something cute a neighbor's kid said, or even better, send him a stock photo of any random kid or a baby. Should turn him off quickly.
LW2: Don't play games with this dude and give him those wishy-washy "hints" that may be misinterpreted. As long as you refrain from giing him a straight answer he will think he has a chance. Just straight-up tell him you're not interested in being anything more than friends/colleagues! You're a grown woman.
Women who can disregard the feelings of other people's girlfriends and wives are women who have been disregarding their own feelings for a long, long time.
Sing it, sister! (Same goes for all humans, imo.)
PS here is why they were concerned. This almost certainly the exact thing their PR team was hoping would NOT happen.
@The Future is Here That's weird because I make less than $50k and I leave tips.
I really can't believe there's not a staff-member named Jean-Ralphio.
@questingbeast Yeah, and Peru has maggots that live in your ears.
@Matt Carlson@facebook Slightly different, since Lincoln freed the slaves and won the civil war. Brendan Frasier did neither of those things, although to be fair I have yet to see Encino Man.
Should only be used for legitimate love.