On You Are Not a Curator, You Are Actually Just a Filthy Blogger

Is it safe to say I curate my refrigerator? Lord knows, I am the shittiest curator in creation, but I show my work to few.

Posted on June 1, 2012 at 11:54 am 0

On What Books Make You Cringe To Remember?

And I forgot all of Richard Bach. Richard Bach!

Posted on April 5, 2012 at 5:34 pm 0

On What Books Make You Cringe To Remember?

Oh yes! Franny and Zooey! I FORGOT.

Posted on April 5, 2012 at 4:52 pm 0

On Hybrid Fruit Will Kill Us All

I've always appreciated your attention to scansion. Is it because it is a slant rhyme with "Bourbon"?

Posted on September 7, 2011 at 6:41 pm 0

On People Who are Ruining It for Other People Today

Hello, blacks are moving back to the South! RUINING IT FOR MANY THINGS I CAN BE IRONICALLY RACIST ABOUT!

Posted on June 22, 2011 at 2:48 pm 1

On The Seven Annoying Friends You Meet At Trivia Night

I was just thinking of these and how much I hate them, even though I've never been to one! (If there are any that offer cash, do tell me and I'll change my tune.) Thank you for settling the matter forever.

Posted on June 11, 2011 at 1:06 pm 0

On Baby Cake Parties, Again

Forbes fully leapfrogged off my Bethenny story too. THE POST THINKS I FORGET BUT I DON'T FORGET. #letscallalexflowernow

Posted on May 20, 2011 at 6:28 pm 0

On 'Bridesmaids': Am I Doing Being A Woman Wrong?

Re: Bechdel test. I haven't see movie yet #worstcaveateveriwill YET I am surprised no one has objected to the premise of this lady movie having to be about a wedding. I am a lady, after all, and if my ladies are any example, most of our time together is spent plotting to overthrow editors and seeing if we can get Nanette Lepore on sale while watching Top Chef and correcting each others' pronunciation. Loved the lovely writing here btw.

Posted on May 16, 2011 at 5:50 pm 3

On Disturbed Lady Begs for Divorce on Jane Pratt's Website

@Choire Sicha But Choire, who DOES worry about this! You only worry IF IT IS TO BOYS AND YOU ARE A GIRL. #orcowsorwhatever

Posted on May 16, 2011 at 12:43 pm 0