Is it safe to say I curate my refrigerator? Lord knows, I am the shittiest curator in creation, but I show my work to few.
And I forgot all of Richard Bach. Richard Bach!
Oh yes! Franny and Zooey! I FORGOT.
I've always appreciated your attention to scansion. Is it because it is a slant rhyme with "Bourbon"?
Hello, blacks are moving back to the South! RUINING IT FOR MANY THINGS I CAN BE IRONICALLY RACIST ABOUT!
I was just thinking of these and how much I hate them, even though I've never been to one! (If there are any that offer cash, do tell me and I'll change my tune.) Thank you for settling the matter forever.
On Words Used Ceaselessly on HGTV’s “Property Virgins” That, Divorced From Context, Have Been Arranged In Tercets To Sound As Naughty As The Show’s Title, Without Even Using “Washer/Dryer”
@Bryan Keller DON'T FORGET THE DOUBLE SINKS IN THE MASTER BATH
Forbes fully leapfrogged off my Bethenny story too. THE POST THINKS I FORGET BUT I DON'T FORGET. #letscallalexflowernow
Re: Bechdel test. I haven't see movie yet #worstcaveateveriwill YET I am surprised no one has objected to the premise of this lady movie having to be about a wedding. I am a lady, after all, and if my ladies are any example, most of our time together is spent plotting to overthrow editors and seeing if we can get Nanette Lepore on sale while watching Top Chef and correcting each others' pronunciation. Loved the lovely writing here btw.
@Choire Sicha But Choire, who DOES worry about this! You only worry IF IT IS TO BOYS AND YOU ARE A GIRL. #orcowsorwhatever