On Eggs Gorgoroth

One of my dad's favorite snacks was picked herring on top of iceberg lettuce and topped with sour cream. Highly sophisticated, I know! But I can't say how well that would cut the mustard (heh) as we only ever had the plain variety.

Posted on May 21, 2012 at 5:26 pm 0

On Buildings Ugly

The Mirador and the Metropolitan Cathedral are actually gorgeous.

Posted on April 2, 2012 at 12:12 pm 1

On Insta Nothing

I saved that link to Instapaper.

Posted on March 9, 2012 at 12:23 pm 0

On Gulf Sharks Learning To Walk On Land

I misread tanagers as teenagers and liked it.

Posted on January 12, 2012 at 11:15 am 3

On Three Rotten Classic Books I Never Want to See Again

A much funnier version of this is this classic at The Morning News.

Posted on September 2, 2011 at 12:06 pm 1

On The Secret to Not Wearing Socks with Shoes

I've been wearing Havaianas to work since at least July 5.

Posted on July 26, 2011 at 3:56 pm 3

On My Ten-Point Action Plan for Spending One Million Dollars at Tiffany

$25000 breakfast burrito at Tiffany's!

Posted on July 6, 2011 at 1:32 pm 2

On Things to Do this Weekend

Eraserhead is the other midnight movie. Going tonight! And if you want to see a great Aaron Eckhart movie on instant (and Helena Bonham Carter holy shit I fell in love with her in this) watch Conversations with Other Women.

Posted on June 17, 2011 at 6:55 pm 0

On Iran Cracks Down On Men In Shorts, And Good For Them

"Last summer authorities in Tehran also released a list of approved hairstyles in an attempt to offer Islamic substitutes to "decadent" western cuts, such as the ponytail and the mullet." Decadent. Mullets.

Posted on June 15, 2011 at 11:40 am 1

On A List Of Things President Obama Has Thrown “Under the Bus”

@Multiphasic Well, I didn't make it, so I might as well give you the credit. I looks to be taken from icanhascheezburger. I posted it to my Tumblr back in 2008 but without the source, sadly, and now I can't find it anywhere despite searching on TinEye, Google and icanhasetc.

Posted on June 14, 2011 at 9:48 pm 0