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On Have You Started Running Out The Clock Yet?

I work for Large Unnamed Shipping Company. No deceleration here. I'll be fielding teary calls about how I ruined Christmas/Hanukkah/Solstice through Saturday night.

Posted on December 22, 2011 at 9:21 am 1

On Blog Commenters (of Tucson) Angry (at Rick Moody)

Um...that read like liner notes to a vintage Friends of Dean Martinez CD. Hell, my sample piece for SPIN on Tucson nightlife was more insightful.
"Tucson is hot. And weird. But mostly hot." Thanks, Rick! Duly noted! My San Franciscan friend put it much more succinctly: "Tucson---it's almost Austin."

Posted on August 16, 2011 at 3:49 pm 0

On 111 Male Characters Of British Literature, In Order Of Bangability

Um...did I scroll too fast and miss Zaphod Beeblebrox?

Posted on April 29, 2011 at 6:46 pm 4

On "American Masters" Subjects Ranked in Order of Americanness and Mastery

How many of those people have been on the Simpsons? (A: at least three; James Taylor, Jasper Johns, and Tony Bennett)

Posted on March 4, 2011 at 9:03 am 0

On Someone Got 'The Daily Show' in My Jezebel and Together They Taste A Little Weird

Hasn't the Daily actually made progress in the (on-screen, at least) diversity department? They have every shade of brown in the crayon box now, and I can remember when the most ethnic correspondent they had was the kinda-Latino Mo Rocca.

Posted on July 7, 2010 at 3:22 pm 0

On BREAKING: Madonna Allows Lola To Type in Public

Lola sounds as articulate as most of the other 13 year olds writing on the blorgs, or the faceyspaces, or whatever the kids are on about these days.

And she's not wrong about the gladiator sandals.

Posted on June 29, 2010 at 4:42 pm 0

On Garrison Keillor's Persona Problem: Humble Deadline Writer or Millionaire?

Was this piece an alternate verse in Tom Waits' "Step Right Up?"

Posted on May 26, 2010 at 1:20 pm 0

On Dee Snider To Take On New Role: Twisted Father

Dee was on the bill at Alice Cooper's holiday fundraiser in Phoenix last year. Dee was a good sport about the Cooper family's fundie leanings (I'd never been to a metal show that opened with a prayer circle.) And I didn't expect him to cop to his biggest hit being ripped off from O Come All Ye Faithful.

Posted on May 14, 2010 at 9:50 am 0

On The 11 Best Egg-Shaped Easter Candies

Problem with this listicle? No bacon

Posted on March 26, 2010 at 7:27 pm 0