As a rule, the most boring people in America are the Europhile midwesterners who attempt to confront their own insecurities by prating on about how bourgeois we all are, unlike the rest of the world, where things are old and literary, like this one time when I went to France for my junior year and PEOPLE DISCUSSED ART, OKAY?!!
The world must be very confusing and unfamiliar to these guys when they wander outside of redstate.
"Goldman Sachs would not exist today without the rescue of AIG."
Well, yes, maybe, in the sense that the whole house of cards could have come down and all of the banks could have failed en masse and who knows where we'd all be today and there would probably have been a run on squirrel meat. But in the immediate Goldman Sachs corner of the world, Goldman has always claimed, and have shown the evidence to support their claim, that they were fully hedged against AIG, and were even holding the cash to support those hedges. So the whole AIG/Goldman/Treasury conspiracy line, while attractive in a surface-level Matt Taibbi-sort of way, doesn't really pan out in reality.
Nothing like a real-life version of Dumbo's mom cradling him in her trunk through the bars to make me feel good about the world.
@stuffisthings I've only ever flown business when paid for by my company (which in turn bills my airfare to clients) or by paying with miles. But I always thought that business class was for the white collar, flying-on-someone-else's-dime set, while first class (on 3-class planes) was for actual rich people paying their own way. Maybe I just imagined, but none of them ever looked like they were working, or ever worked in the first place.
Your Ex-Lover Is Dead / Ageless Beauty are the two other points in that three-pointed crown.
Think This, Not That.
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@skyslang Absolutely agreed. I would buy this in a heartbeat if I had a couple hundred thousand dollars lying around.
Also, great piece, Alexis!