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On 'Confessions of a Shopaholic': If Patricia Highsmith Wrote Chick Lit

@Nicole Cliffe@facebook Being in love with him is dangerous, as he will undoubtably do something noble to protect you, but never let you know, leaving you in tears as to why he's suddenly cutting himself off or leaving.

Then your whole marriage will be tracking down why he's acting the way he is, dragging him back and saying "Oh, you! You could have told me it was Mittens who broke the priceless vase and not you!"

Posted on September 22, 2011 at 11:39 am 1

On 'Confessions of a Shopaholic': If Patricia Highsmith Wrote Chick Lit

Downton Abbey is AMAZING! I'm so glad it won best mini-series over Mildred Pierce, which was plodding and terrible. I heart Sybil. Well, I heart all of them.

Posted on September 22, 2011 at 10:55 am 0

On Judging the Cats (and People) of the Santa Monica Cat Show

@Diane47 I jest, I jest :) You mean the groomers don't want me ruffling the cat's head saying "who's pretty, who's pretty?" with my caramel-covered hands while I have a cold?

Posted on August 30, 2011 at 2:27 pm 0

On Judging the Cats (and People) of the Santa Monica Cat Show

I WANT TO PET ALL THOSE CATS. I don't care about the rules. I would be kicked out of the show, but it would be *worth* it.

My rescue cat would bite the judge and give him or her a look like "what you going to do about it, dick?" My cat's an asshole.

Posted on August 30, 2011 at 11:44 am 1

On The Horrors And Pleasures Of The Columbia House Music Club In Six Albums

I somehow got my parents to sign on for this, and it would give me super-anxity every month, since I usually didn't have 1)a stamp or a clue on how to find one to send the stupid card back, 2)any sort of money to pay for a CD if one did come in. It was one of those "ohh, this is fun licking all these stamps of albums and sticking them on this paper activity", but my parents should have never let me actually join.

I was super uncool- I got Enya on purpose. I still love my Roxette CD though!

Posted on July 27, 2011 at 11:35 am 0