On Why Do You Animals Flush The Toilet With Your Feet?

Whoa, I did not think this was such a widespread thing. I don't think I've ever legitimately considered flushing the toilet with my foot.

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On The Man That Found A Dog That Loved Pudding

@spottedwren@twitter Apparently the dog is now home safe and sound.

Posted on April 16, 2013 at 4:18 am 0

On The Man That Found A Dog That Loved Pudding

I live in Western Washington and it is well known that everyone/thing east of the mountains is bananaballs.

Posted on April 15, 2013 at 9:45 pm 0

On The Future Looks Back On 'Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story'

@Joey Camire I talk about Third Eye Blind's first album ALL THE TIME. "Motorcycle Drive By" is one of the best songs of the '90s.

I've also seen Saving Silverman about 25 times. Soul mates?

Posted on February 28, 2013 at 2:53 am 0

On How Did 'Forrest Gump' Ever Beat Out 'Pulp Fiction' For Best Picture?

@Emby Yeah, I feel like people have over-corrected on that one.

Posted on February 21, 2013 at 10:08 pm 0

On Twenty-Seven

I turn 27 in one week. It does *feel* more important and exciting and terrifying than any other birthday I've had so far.

Posted on August 29, 2012 at 5:09 pm 0

On "I'll Be Your Wingwoman": Two Friends Walk Into A Bar

My question is why was the server pressuring them so hard to buy drinks that they were just like "FINE WE WILL BUY DRINKS FOR STRANGERS". I wonder if they went there often and knew the server? Or was the server just really pushy? Or was the server not pushy at all and the guys just felt bad? Why can't I stop thinking about this?

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