On Harvard Student Takes Off Harvard T-Shirt When Leaving Campus
@NFK It's actually beaten into you during a semester-long nightmare called "expository writing" and it takes FOR-FUCKING-EVER to purge from your system.
Now I'm concerned this comment is the commentor's equivalent of wearing my Harvard shirt off campus. AWKWARD.
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On "Never Take a Cab in a snowstorm"? Correct, They Blow Up
Is this like the emergency locksmiths and deli sushi?
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On Let's Do This Thing! It's Election Night! Let's Meet and Discuss!
nicotine beats the smell of tea party senators. who even wants to contemplate what rand paul smells like?!
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On Let's Do This Thing! It's Election Night! Let's Meet and Discuss!
I just arrived! Based on the results, should I 1. Keep eating this bag of halloween candy 2. Drink this bottle of Irish whisky or 3. Go the fuck to bed and deal with all this in the morning?!
AWAITING YR REPLY.
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On Secrets of the Moon: It's All Wet!
Yes, but was it full of MOON FISH?
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On NPR: Swearing Is A Trait of East Coast Elitists
Bullshit. Over-reliance on "goddammit" is the truest mark of a Southern accent. Late for the church picnic? Goddammit. Daughter comes home with a tattoo? Goddammit. Shut your finger in the car door? Goddammit.
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On More on the NYPD "Brown People-Only" Terror Surveillance
I'm vastly more concerned about having this many NYPD officers swarming my neighborhood than I'd ever be about Moroccans. Also I wonder if I am now on a terror watch list for shopping at a C-Town frequented by KNOWN RELIGIOUS MUSLIMS OMG?