@dntsqzthchrmn I am beyond thrilled that someone loves Alfred G. Karnes that much. Seriously.
While I generally can't stand the idea of someone paying that much for a sweater, I really enjoyed this article? I was really rooting for the author to get that forever sweater.
I also think it's pretty fascinating how shoplifting turned Winona Ryder's career into a joke. People treat celebrities with other addictions with more sympathy (generally), but don't see shoplifting as a form of addiction.