On Meet The Awl

@whizz_dumb No aspect of this website makes me happier than the moon hatred. .

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On The 50 Best Versions Of "Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas," In Order

@hockeymom There is no possible way Bing Crosby is not in the top three. It's science.

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On A Ton of Long Things You Can Start Watching on Netflix Now!

@bluebears AND That Mitchell and Webb Look.

"Ooo, and that's a bad miss!"

Posted on October 29, 2012 at 6:14 pm 0

On How Slutty Can You Be And Still Trick Someone Into Loving You?

@jolie Same here! We just got married last month after about 8 years together. I had to think on the fly and come up with a better meet-cute story than "A friend brought me to a party at his house. We hit it off. We left his bedroom 4 days later."

Posted on October 17, 2012 at 3:13 pm 1

On Ask Polly: I Don't Like My Friends Anymore

@Morbo "I guess this split really started to open when, in the months after 9/11, we got really into pomegranate juice."

Posted on September 26, 2012 at 2:43 pm 1

On Happy Middle Finger Day

@Maxine4Mayor http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WO3QOF0pNj4

Posted on August 1, 2012 at 5:38 pm 1

On "Don't Even Brush Your Teeth": 91 Hangover Cures From 1961

91 sounds like a nice little Saturday to me.

Posted on July 11, 2012 at 3:26 pm 1

On "Don't Even Brush Your Teeth": 91 Hangover Cures From 1961

@zidaane Absolutely. A BLT with onion rings (more grease and salt!) is my go-to hungover diner meal.

Posted on July 11, 2012 at 3:24 pm 0

On What Does A Pack Of Cigarettes Cost In Each State Now?

@CheeseLouise Maybe they include bar prices? I know Washington is up there, but in Seattle my Camel lights cost $7.50ish at the corner store, $11 at the bar (I am frequently drunk, lazy, and bad with money).

Edit: Didn't read the Methodology section...So not much of an average, just a place in the state.

Posted on June 26, 2012 at 4:29 pm 0

On Limey Drink Sweeps Colonies

Yes, because it is fucking delicious.

Posted on June 12, 2012 at 3:33 pm 4