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On Murdoch Hearing Suspended Due to Attack

Wendi is a ninja!

Posted on July 19, 2011 at 12:07 pm 0

On Save The Date: Oscar Liveblog

SPOILER ALERT. Banksy strikes.

Posted on February 26, 2011 at 8:31 pm 0

On David Letterman Protest: Mouth Breathers Attack Mouth Rapist

Palin's revenge is sweet. Unable to mock such clear and deserving targets, Letterman implodes.

Posted on June 17, 2009 at 10:59 am 0

On Flicked Off: 'Angels and Demons'

It's just a bad weave.

Posted on May 18, 2009 at 1:11 pm 0

On But What Will Happen To Frannie Von Furstinshow?

Now you've blown his shot.

Posted on May 14, 2009 at 3:29 pm 0

On Pope Not Sorry About Holocaust

It simply didn't fit in his cliturgical calendar.

Posted on May 12, 2009 at 11:52 am 0

On People With Children Get Laid Off Last

You mean I now need imaginary children to go with the imaginary career?

Posted on May 7, 2009 at 12:36 pm 0

On Is Alexa Chung going to be your MTV friend?

Oh, but she's a 25 year old recovering model who designs condom tins. I like to think of her as a form of British birth control.

Posted on May 6, 2009 at 1:16 pm 0

On Owen Thomas Leaving Valleywag

We need a like button, Y'awl. Consider yourself liked.

Posted on May 1, 2009 at 4:55 pm 0

On Owen Thomas Leaving Valleywag

I'd be satisfied with dinner at the Stanford dorm...

Posted on May 1, 2009 at 4:53 pm 0