On Adventures in Facebook Privacy: Local Women Angered By "Wetbacks"
Oops, I meant Tiffany, not Stephanie. Who the hell am I trying to correct anyone on anything?
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On New Adventures In Dissembling About Discrimination
My old thinking was, I'm sorry you feel like a girl inside but cutting off your dick and talking like Michael Jackson doesn't make you one for reals. So go ahead and call yourself the too-precious name you made up when you were twelve and wear the dress and skirt into work I guess (but not the heels -- HEELS -- you're SIX FEET TALL for chrissakes -- real women don't bump their heads ten times a day, have you noticed?) But asking us gays and lesbians and half-in-denial gays and lesbians to tell the straight world that not calling your linebackery box-faced self a woman or some four-foot-two chick with dead back skin hanging between her legs a dude is somehow just as bad as kicking us to death is... well it's asking a lot.
But then I read this:
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/from-minnie-to-mickey-and-all-they-did-was-turn-off-a-gene-1838170.html
So before too long that dude-chick and gentlewoman will just be able to get a gene turned off and... how long does it take I wonder? A year? I bet not a great one either. But at the end of it they'll be honest to gosh biological sex they feel like, and good for them! Though oh, how the aging surgical trannies will hate them.
But here's the thing: The new trannies won't even BE trannies, so they should get off our lawn too. LGBT takes a fucking year to say and only half of it is even true. Maybe less than that -- all these flipping lesbians are starting to give me pause. When a guy starts sucking dick? Just try to pull him off -- you can't.
But with that one asterisk yes, I agree this is an outrage.
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On Japanese Whaling Ship Crushes Super-Action Activist Boat
Also if whales are as smart as everyone says then doesn't that mean they're suicidal anyway?
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On Japanese Whaling Ship Crushes Super-Action Activist Boat
I'm not for killing them but whales really should lose the weight.
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On Local Man Just Wants Some Peace and Quiet (And No Mexicans)
In fairness to MacDonald, Long Beach State IS a party school.
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On Dave Eggers: Still Not The Real Enemy!
That guy needs a new death in the family stat.
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On The End of the 00s: The Debt Regret Matrix, by Jessanne Collins
Well you got a great deal on the abortion.
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On The End of the 00s: The Counterfactual 00s, by Rudolph Delson
Really, really first-rate masturbation; bravo! (seriously.)
On your opening salvo, however: The 2000 election kerfuffle has never much bothered me because: Any candidate that can turn eight years of unprecedented prosperity into a nail-biter... lost.
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On I Hated 'Avatar' With The Fire Of A Thousand Suns, by Maria Bustillos
None of the great paintings are by the guy who invented paint.
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On Adventures in Facebook Privacy: Local Women Angered By "Wetbacks"
Wait, now where the hell is my comment I was correcting? The second I post this it's going to appear too, the Internet is such a boob.
It went:
Well when you enter 'wetback' into OpenBook, what do you expect?
Then I said something to Tiffany, only I called her Stephanie accidentally. Anyway, it was going to be about how it wasn't the White House, it was the Capitol. But then I realized that was futile and gave up the thought mid-stream, though in fact that was an affectation I had planned all along.