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On 15 Name Suggestions For Brooklyn's New NBA Team

The Eminent Domains.

Posted on July 28, 2011 at 7:04 pm 2

On The Worst of the 2012 Candidates on Facebook

@A Snood Mood @davetar Gotta be the dog holder. Unless...has the polite Minnesota press been covering up a Pawlenty child bride story? What secrets is Timmy hiding in that red brick Colonial house?*

*Don't actually know what kind of house is in the background of the card.

Posted on July 6, 2011 at 9:28 pm 0

On The Worst of the 2012 Candidates on Facebook

Wait! We don't get an answer to the Pawlenty daughter/wife challenge? I'm gonna guess the one with the dog is the wife.

Posted on July 6, 2011 at 7:34 pm 0

On The Pynchonian Bullpen

@sorry your heinous "Make that Russell Branyan and we have a deal." - Brian Sabean

Posted on July 1, 2011 at 5:26 pm 0

On The Pynchonian Bullpen

The Mets playing like this make me nervous because when I went home this weekend, my Dad had done a 180 from his previous position of "This team is a pile of shit" to "You can't give up on the season because they're playing so hard." Next thing you know the Mets are keeping K-Rod to make a futile Wild Card run and plead poverty in the off-season as Jose Reyes signs with the Red Sox. At least Mike Pelfrey still sucks though.

Posted on July 1, 2011 at 12:43 pm 0

On Man Takes Productive Crap

Prayed my toilet didn't back up. It's a horrible toilet.

Posted on June 30, 2011 at 1:40 pm 0

On Kreayshawn, "Gucci Gucci"

Definitely a fan of the huge Blackhawks logo bling.

Posted on June 10, 2011 at 2:22 pm 0

On The Mets Are Missing Something In 2011: Their Fight Song

Please don't suggest any changes to "Meet the Mets." You obviously don't remember the audio abortion that was "Our Team, Our Time."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2y5DGJsnGs

Posted on April 18, 2011 at 1:00 pm 0

On How You Do and Do Not Wear a Tie

I used to have a real job that required wearing a tie and I'd leave my apartment every day wondering how bad my tie looked. Then one day the homeless guy on my block shouted "Hey! Fix your tie!" at me as I walked by him, and I knew then and there I wouldn't last very long at my job.

Posted on April 15, 2011 at 1:11 pm 3

On Bolt Bus v. Fung Wah: Which Cheap Bus To Boston Is Least Annoying?

Needs moar MegaBus.

Posted on April 7, 2011 at 1:03 am 0