Why couldn't it have been Hugo Schwyzer?
Who is Sublime in this analogy, the band that doesn't sound like any of the grunge bands but is fronted by someone who loved them so much that he did all their favorite drugs until he died?
Who blocks Darth?? I mean, not following him is one thing, but wow.
Oh whoops, we've already got cheap imitators of an already cheap joke
That's a lot of words to say "Joke's on you, schmucks." Not that I disapprove.
Reminds me of the time the German dudes who owned Trader Joe's visited the Brooklyn store, and to prepare for their arrival, one of the managers cleaned the basement stockroom with a toothbrush. They did not wind up going downstairs to the stockroom.
On Threat Made
Speaking as a millennial, I feel like it would have been a better pander to just call themselves "Policy." Then they could say they "dropped the Mic."
I said it yesterday and I'll say it again: The best antidote for this is to be raised by a public defender. Eventually you will hear stories about police reports with phrases like "suspect used jaw to break officer's hand."
I can't believe we're gonna be reading the same article about Bushwick in five years. Well, I guess I can, I'd just rather not.
This being a failure could potentially be great, because then maybe the Times will realize what a trash heap its opinion section is.