Oh whoops, we've already got cheap imitators of an already cheap joke
That's a lot of words to say "Joke's on you, schmucks." Not that I disapprove.
Reminds me of the time the German dudes who owned Trader Joe's visited the Brooklyn store, and to prepare for their arrival, one of the managers cleaned the basement stockroom with a toothbrush. They did not wind up going downstairs to the stockroom.
On Threat Made
Speaking as a millennial, I feel like it would have been a better pander to just call themselves "Policy." Then they could say they "dropped the Mic."
I said it yesterday and I'll say it again: The best antidote for this is to be raised by a public defender. Eventually you will hear stories about police reports with phrases like "suspect used jaw to break officer's hand."
I can't believe we're gonna be reading the same article about Bushwick in five years. Well, I guess I can, I'd just rather not.
This being a failure could potentially be great, because then maybe the Times will realize what a trash heap its opinion section is.
@Gef the Talking Mongoose "Charlie, China's bros are running trains and BUILDING trains. If America's bros can hope to compete, we need investments in transit infrastructure and sorority scholarships. As I learned when I talked with Chad Howell V on a tour of his frat house..." - Thomas Friedman on the Charlie Rose show, 2015
Coming soon from Thomas Friedman: The Keg Stand and The Olive Tree