On I Deleted Secret

You clearly just wanted to show off that you had TWENTY EIGHT missed phone calls, Mr. Popular

Posted on February 11, 2014 at 9:27 am 1

On Denis Potvin Is 60

Fun fact: Potvin sucks

And having now noticed the URL, you suck too Balk.

Posted on October 29, 2013 at 11:18 am 0

On Saving Summer's Trashiest Cocktail: Make Way For The $21 Long Island Ice Tea

Whatever. I make something much, much worse. Or much much better I guess, depending on what you're looking for.

Posted on May 24, 2013 at 1:15 pm 0

On 15 Name Suggestions For Brooklyn's New NBA Team

The Eminent Domains.

Posted on July 28, 2011 at 7:04 pm 2

On The Worst of the 2012 Candidates on Facebook

@A Snood Mood @davetar Gotta be the dog holder. Unless...has the polite Minnesota press been covering up a Pawlenty child bride story? What secrets is Timmy hiding in that red brick Colonial house?*

*Don't actually know what kind of house is in the background of the card.

Posted on July 6, 2011 at 9:28 pm 0

On The Worst of the 2012 Candidates on Facebook

Wait! We don't get an answer to the Pawlenty daughter/wife challenge? I'm gonna guess the one with the dog is the wife.

Posted on July 6, 2011 at 7:34 pm 0

On The Pynchonian Bullpen

@sorry your heinous "Make that Russell Branyan and we have a deal." - Brian Sabean

Posted on July 1, 2011 at 5:26 pm 0

On The Pynchonian Bullpen

The Mets playing like this make me nervous because when I went home this weekend, my Dad had done a 180 from his previous position of "This team is a pile of shit" to "You can't give up on the season because they're playing so hard." Next thing you know the Mets are keeping K-Rod to make a futile Wild Card run and plead poverty in the off-season as Jose Reyes signs with the Red Sox. At least Mike Pelfrey still sucks though.

Posted on July 1, 2011 at 12:43 pm 0

On Man Takes Productive Crap

Prayed my toilet didn't back up. It's a horrible toilet.

Posted on June 30, 2011 at 1:40 pm 0

On Kreayshawn, "Gucci Gucci"

Definitely a fan of the huge Blackhawks logo bling.

Posted on June 10, 2011 at 2:22 pm 0