On Invisible Hand Left In Invisible Pocket

Who is Sublime in this analogy, the band that doesn't sound like any of the grunge bands but is fronted by someone who loved them so much that he did all their favorite drugs until he died?

Posted on August 7, 2014 at 9:44 am 0

On Block More, Fix the Stupid Internet

Who blocks Darth?? I mean, not following him is one thing, but wow.

Posted on August 5, 2014 at 2:45 pm 1

On The Potato Salad Kickstarter Is the Science Fiction Villain We Deserve

Oh whoops, we've already got cheap imitators of an already cheap joke


Posted on July 8, 2014 at 2:22 pm 1

On The Potato Salad Kickstarter Is the Science Fiction Villain We Deserve

That's a lot of words to say "Joke's on you, schmucks." Not that I disapprove.

Posted on July 8, 2014 at 12:33 pm 2

On Dov Hates Dust: When the CEO Comes to Town

Reminds me of the time the German dudes who owned Trader Joe's visited the Brooklyn store, and to prepare for their arrival, one of the managers cleaned the basement stockroom with a toothbrush. They did not wind up going downstairs to the stockroom.

Posted on June 26, 2014 at 5:36 pm 3

On Threat Made

Speaking as a millennial, I feel like it would have been a better pander to just call themselves "Policy." Then they could say they "dropped the Mic."

Posted on June 19, 2014 at 10:15 am 3

On Bleaching the Jury Pool

I said it yesterday and I'll say it again: The best antidote for this is to be raised by a public defender. Eventually you will hear stories about police reports with phrases like "suspect used jaw to break officer's hand."

Posted on June 17, 2014 at 10:18 am 1

On Welcome to San Williamsisco

I can't believe we're gonna be reading the same article about Bushwick in five years. Well, I guess I can, I'd just rather not.

Posted on June 16, 2014 at 11:04 am 0

On The Unbundling of the 'Times'

This being a failure could potentially be great, because then maybe the Times will realize what a trash heap its opinion section is.

Posted on June 4, 2014 at 10:58 am 0

On The Bros Who Inherited the Earth

@Gef the Talking Mongoose "Charlie, China's bros are running trains and BUILDING trains. If America's bros can hope to compete, we need investments in transit infrastructure and sorority scholarships. As I learned when I talked with Chad Howell V on a tour of his frat house..." - Thomas Friedman on the Charlie Rose show, 2015

Posted on May 29, 2014 at 11:09 am 1