On The Potato Salad Kickstarter Is the Science Fiction Villain We Deserve

Oh whoops, we've already got cheap imitators of an already cheap joke


Posted on July 8, 2014 at 2:22 pm 1

On The Potato Salad Kickstarter Is the Science Fiction Villain We Deserve

That's a lot of words to say "Joke's on you, schmucks." Not that I disapprove.

Posted on July 8, 2014 at 12:33 pm 2

On Dov Hates Dust: When the CEO Comes to Town

Reminds me of the time the German dudes who owned Trader Joe's visited the Brooklyn store, and to prepare for their arrival, one of the managers cleaned the basement stockroom with a toothbrush. They did not wind up going downstairs to the stockroom.

Posted on June 26, 2014 at 5:36 pm 3

On Threat Made

Speaking as a millennial, I feel like it would have been a better pander to just call themselves "Policy." Then they could say they "dropped the Mic."

Posted on June 19, 2014 at 10:15 am 3

On Bleaching the Jury Pool

I said it yesterday and I'll say it again: The best antidote for this is to be raised by a public defender. Eventually you will hear stories about police reports with phrases like "suspect used jaw to break officer's hand."

Posted on June 17, 2014 at 10:18 am 1

On Welcome to San Williamsisco

I can't believe we're gonna be reading the same article about Bushwick in five years. Well, I guess I can, I'd just rather not.

Posted on June 16, 2014 at 11:04 am 0

On The Unbundling of the 'Times'

This being a failure could potentially be great, because then maybe the Times will realize what a trash heap its opinion section is.

Posted on June 4, 2014 at 10:58 am 0

On The Bros Who Inherited the Earth

@Gef the Talking Mongoose "Charlie, China's bros are running trains and BUILDING trains. If America's bros can hope to compete, we need investments in transit infrastructure and sorority scholarships. As I learned when I talked with Chad Howell V on a tour of his frat house..." - Thomas Friedman on the Charlie Rose show, 2015

Posted on May 29, 2014 at 11:09 am 1

On The Bros Who Inherited the Earth

Coming soon from Thomas Friedman: The Keg Stand and The Olive Tree

Posted on May 29, 2014 at 10:10 am 4

On Extremely Wet New Yorkers To Become Even More Annoying Online For Next 48 Hours

Thanks, Obama

Posted on April 29, 2014 at 9:48 am 0