On Are You Your Friend?
As long as I don't ask myself to help me move.
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On Lost Baby Bear Just Generally Adorable
@jolie
I hope you find your mom, unless she's like most moms, in which case I hope you don't find your mom.
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On Mental Problems Made Us Who We Are
Everyone know autism gets you laid.
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On James Frey Explains Himself
@Tulletilsynet
I don't give a fuck: more or less complicated?
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On The Week Of The Stuff
On this whole Dave Wallace thing (and I call him Dave because my brother, whose name is David, but some people call him Dave, though I don't, met Dave Wallace once), I can only say, and Choire supports this position when things around here get argumentative: tl;dr.
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On Reuters Trolls for Traffic With Soros' Occupy Wall Street Non-Connection
@flossy
I think you miss the point. It's boyofdestiny:deepomega::Astigmatism:Aatom. Wait, now I think I miss the point. Ok, let me think for a while. . .
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On How To Read This Morning's Weather Map
This is awesome. Now explain why they can't predict the weather.
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On The Cocaine Economy
I, for one, am pretty sure the drugged up Italian stock exchange traders are what's wrong with Europe right now.
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On The Race For Player Of The Year
I watch a good deal of sports, but don't bother keeping up with complex combinations of stats (which just wouldn't be any FUUUUUUNNNN). What amuses me here (I'm easily amused) is that my reaction to this list is so regional. Now, I 'm from Knoxville, TN, and so most of the time I hate hate hate Kentucky. But, as with college football bowl games, with a list like this, I can't stop myself from just going with the SEC. I don't really know or care why.