Director, choreographer, founder of Brooklyn-based experimental theater ensemble Laboratory Theater. Also: freelance graphic designer, orchid hobbyist.

On New Abstinence Videogame Like 'Avatar,' But Without Tail-Knocking

"...the game works by using the stimulation of digital puppetry..." FURRIES!!

Posted on July 27, 2010 at 4:27 pm 0

On Cascading Campanula

Yes, yes, and more cascading yeses.

Posted on June 12, 2010 at 9:39 am 0

On 'New York Times' Bans the Word 'Tweet'

Isn't it stuff like this making newspapers "fade into oblivion...seem so inherently silly."

Posted on June 10, 2010 at 9:38 am 0

On Keeping It Real In Carroll Gardens

Ahh, yes. Marco Polo. Best restaurant in my nabe to get a little mob on your pasta.

Posted on June 8, 2010 at 10:31 am 0

On Housekeeping: Say Hi (Again) To Maura Johnston

Cool but you left out the most important info here: where do we now send our descriptions of our Choire Sicha sexual fantasies???

Posted on April 15, 2010 at 9:04 pm 0

On The Wikileaks Iraq Video Release

Amen, Choire.

Posted on April 5, 2010 at 4:39 pm 0

On DADT On Last Legs

Not really on its last legs until congress begins working to repeal DADT legislatively. If it's still being enforced, regardless of how, it's still got legs.

Posted on March 24, 2010 at 4:28 pm 0

On Career Opportunities: Tanning Butler

Disappointed. Thought this was for a job sunning up Gerard.

Posted on March 19, 2010 at 11:50 am 0

On So You're Not All The Gay

Wait, I thought brackets were a gay sex toy, like that you bracket around body parts and such. Major disappointment now.

Posted on March 18, 2010 at 12:30 pm 0

On Your Grizzled Beard: Is It Hurting Someone You Lick?

...since "part of being artistic is not really giving a shit."


Posted on March 17, 2010 at 1:16 pm 0