On If You Can't Tell When David Sedaris Is "Inventing," It's Your Problem
I see no percentage in assuming anything he says is true. Up to and including there being a Macy's with a Santa Claus.
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On BuzzFeed Explained
Babies have to look cute or they would never survive long enough to become mopey teenagers.
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On Revisiting Baby Racism
You are trying to trick me into making a "perhaps they all do look alike" joke but I'm not going to fall for that trap.
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On Fine, Kids, Call Your Mom Five Times a Day!
We were seriously perplexed when our college student son called us twice in the same month and didn't ask for money either time.
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On Fine, Kids, Call Your Mom Five Times a Day!
I'm a 23-year old undergraduate at a small liberal arts college.
Worst. Penthouse. Forum. Letter. Ever.
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On How Your Kid's Reading Tests Get Made
Test writing is one of the perennial summer jobs for teachers. One would hope they were better at it.
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On “If a pineapple were funnier, I would have written a pineapple in the first place"
@dntsqzthchrmn I lost an entire year of elementary school doing nothing but SRA cards.
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On “If a pineapple were funnier, I would have written a pineapple in the first place"
@Mr. B You're not supposed to. Just laugh along.
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On “If a pineapple were funnier, I would have written a pineapple in the first place"
The correct answer is "No soap, radio."
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On Your Eyes Are Gay-Detecting Machines
An awful lot of people are gaynearsighted.