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On Man Simpleminded

@DMcK You are not going to like what we call an elevator over here.

Posted on October 25, 2011 at 7:52 pm 0

On "Halloween? Or Williamsburg?"

This is the very nicest of nice things. Thank you.

Posted on October 25, 2011 at 7:49 pm 0

On Skinny Women Impregnable

What has this got to do with pizza toppings again?

Posted on October 24, 2011 at 6:29 pm 1

On Pizza Toppings, In Order

@olddirtyvintage agreed! I've been known to ignore 3/4 of the topping of a Quattro Stagione that I really just ordered for the sweet, sweeeet artichokes.

Posted on October 20, 2011 at 5:21 pm 0

On Pizza Toppings, In Order

List of Baby Bear's preferred pizza toppings, in order:

5. Vegetables (assorted)
4. Mushrooms (any)
3. Scared human flesh
2. Pic-a-nic baskets
1. Sausage

Hmm. Not too far off, Balk.

Posted on October 18, 2011 at 3:50 pm 0

On The Science Of Touching

And a dude touching a moob...?

Posted on January 13, 2011 at 1:46 pm 0

On The Science Of Touching

So a dude touching a boob is... what, exactly?

Posted on January 13, 2011 at 12:54 pm 0

On There Is A Light That Always Goes Out

Oh, lovely.

Posted on November 5, 2010 at 11:53 am 0

On I Am Definitely Not Running the Marathon This Weekend

Me too! You are my people.

Posted on November 5, 2010 at 11:38 am 0

On I Wanna Go To The Booze Hospital

Under our wonderful NHS, British hospitals all house pubs. Knives are issued upon arrival.

Posted on October 19, 2010 at 6:08 pm 0