On Why Does Barack Obama Hate Britain?
Aww, they're broke, powerless, divided and marginalized. Let them have their little unifying moment of cheap superiority.
They'll (probably) beat us on Saturday, everyone will get drunk and sing Jerusalem, Tories will shag Labourites, and then they'll all wake up with lager hangovers, back where they started.
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On Anti-Abortion Protestors Still Think They're The Civil Rights Movement
Would they feel better about this whole thing if I put their feet in stirrups & jammed something made of steel up them? You know, in the interest of fairness.
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On An 81-Hour Break From Civilization At Sasquatch Music Festival 2010
I'm old enough to remember version 1.0 in their natural habitat, and I assure you they were very much also about the clap & pharmaceuticals--lots of pharma. BIIIG pharma.
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On There Are So Many Terms For Women Who Like Men Who Like Men
In the late 80's, the Stud on Folsom St. used to be an awesome place to pick up girls. I didn't dwell on the politics of it at that age, and now that I'm old I can't remember what they were.
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On There Are So Many Terms For Women Who Like Men Who Like Men
You win the internet for today.
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On Advice for Living, From Our New Mind Guru
Well, I just quit my civil-service suit job on Friday to make films. And I have a wife, two kids, and a condo. So I'm with the H-to-the-K on this one.
It's better to do something that you love not very well, than to absolutely ace something that gives you no satisfaction.
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On The Potential Drawback To James Cameron's Fixing The Oil Spill
Odd, that they didn't also ask Hulk Hogan or A-Rod.
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On Further Notes on Machines, Rise Thereof
Nine-year-old me WANTS ONE.
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On Why Is This Joke Funny?
I think it's the way the last line makes the two-dimensional stock characters suddenly jump into 3-D, and from their wind-up punchline world into the real world of grief and crassness. The one where I live, anyway.
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On Why Does Barack Obama Hate Britain?
Hey! And the War of 1812! When they burned the White House?