On So What's Shirley Sherrod's Grounds for a Suit?

Small nitpick: she wasn't actually offered her job back; they offered her a new job with the same agency. The new position didn't even exist a year ago, and is almost entirely ceremonial, so she probably can make a decent case that the job is not equal to what she lost, and that accepting it would not be advantageous to her career.

Posted on July 29, 2010 at 3:05 pm 0

On The William Shatner Twitter Show Will Apparently Meet One Set Of Expectations

With the sound off, it's almost bearable.

Posted on July 5, 2010 at 1:57 pm 0

On TGI Friday's Begs: "Join Us For Gay Pride"

I already celebrated Pride at Rite-Aid, Sears, and The Olive Garden, so I'm just too tired.

Posted on June 24, 2010 at 3:02 pm 0

On General McChrystal Relieved of Command, Say NBC and CNN

You should secretly ask the doll what it thinks of your friend, and then publish it in Rolling Stone.

Posted on June 23, 2010 at 1:37 pm 0

On Campaign Against Giving Food To Human Beings Proves Controversial

If 50% of the homeless would just do the right thing and commit seppuku, we could give the other 50% jobs cleaning up the corpses. Everybody wins!

Posted on June 22, 2010 at 2:35 pm 0

On We All Scream

To be fair to Carvel, I'm sure they assumed that no one in the Lohan family would actually ever eat anything with more calories than a Tic Tac.

Posted on June 18, 2010 at 2:47 pm 0

On "Atlas Shrugged, Part 1," The Film: What Can We Expect?

Counterpoint: Paris Hilton.

Posted on June 18, 2010 at 2:11 pm 0

On Where Chelsea Clinton's Wedding Will Be

Allentown is lovely this time of year.

Posted on June 18, 2010 at 1:48 pm 0

On If You're Not Watching "Party Down" You Can't Be My Friend

Lizzy Caplan is incredibly nice and self-effacing in person - sort of exactly as you would expect her to be. "Party Down" is awesome, but in a way I'm really sad that Jane Lynch went to "Glee," because her character was hysterical in season 1.

Posted on June 18, 2010 at 1:45 pm 0

On Russian Spy HQ Plagued By Huge Penis

That takes me back. People used to line up outside my apartment to have their picture taken with MY giant cock in college!

(j/k - I never went to college.)

(j/k again! I went to college, but I didn't have an apartment.)

Posted on June 17, 2010 at 4:21 pm 0