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On The Eternal Life Of 'Twilight' In Forks, Washington

Great pictures. Dazzled By Twilight and a few other locations are featured in the bizarre gimmick documentary "Twilight In Forks," which is honestly worth watching (while drunk) if anyone has further interest. There's a scene where a father describes reconnecting with his daughter and then sort of overtaking her enthusiasm for the franchise which is utterly horrifying.

Posted on October 26, 2012 at 10:44 am 0

On 'Breaking Dawn': The Dress, The Vampire, the Fetus and the Headboard

@melis And by the way, when do you think that transition happens? When she gets her first period, maybe? AHHHHHH

Posted on November 21, 2011 at 7:24 pm 0

On 'Breaking Dawn': The Dress, The Vampire, the Fetus and the Headboard

@Jennifer Michelle@facebook So convenient, right? And the best part is that knowledge is dropped on everybody via a brand new character who just shows up and explains everything at the end!

Posted on November 21, 2011 at 4:21 pm 0

On 'Breaking Dawn': The Dress, The Vampire, the Fetus and the Headboard

@jfruh Sex=death/vampiredom for a while, and then those metaphors disconnect for a while, then they reconnect inside Bella's womb somewhere. Stephenie Meyer's a hell of a writer like that.

Posted on November 21, 2011 at 4:19 pm 0

On 'Breaking Dawn': The Dress, The Vampire, the Fetus and the Headboard

@melis Not even! Just like, "Some bad (maybe?) guys are coming (maybe?) and we have to stop them (maybe?). Oh, we don't? Cool." THE END.

Posted on November 21, 2011 at 4:16 pm 0

On 'Breaking Dawn': The Dress, The Vampire, the Fetus and the Headboard

I just read The Hunger Games and while doing so went through a wave of Twi-Hatred, but somehow I think the movie put me back on the path? Hunger Games ain't nothing compared to this. NEEDS MORE CRAZY. But here's the problem for Breaking Dawn 2 though: fuck all happens for 300 pages. There's no story left, so Meyer just spins around until she runs out of pages. Really, this was it. THIS WAS IT!

Posted on November 21, 2011 at 3:10 pm 0