On Svelte Americans Rip Into Their Big-Bottomed Compatriots
"i selected the pie because i was exhausted and fucking miserable and the pie made it feel better"
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On Everything Your Facebook Friends Said About The Grammys Is Probably Wrong
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On Horrifying iPhone Plastic Surgery Apps Rated!
the after looks like meryl streep reinacting wayne's world.
the before does not have this effect.
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On Protesters Plan Fake Overdose Of Fake Medicine
of course it's not going to work if you take lots. take one sixty-seventh of a pill and you'll see some fireworks!
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On Lasers Will Make You Thin!
aint nothing wrong with turning into a sloshing bag of fat.
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On "Command and control" in Haiti's New Mini-Green Zone
mike d -- what on earth are you talking about?
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On Welcome Back, Rickets!
the british sun is weak pisswater. which is fun, because it means that british tourists in new zealand think they can just walk around in the sunshine like it ain't no thing. then their skin peels off in sheets and they dramatically decrease their chances of sleeping with the locals.
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On "Command and control" in Haiti's New Mini-Green Zone
coming from a country where pretty much all the military does is search and rescue, disaster relief and peacekeeping, i don't find this such a weird concept.
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On Soda Will Cancer Up Your Pancreas
Coffee lowers your risk of suicide and stomach cancer. It's a wonder drink!