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slinkimalinki

35 year-old woman living in new zealand.

On Soda Will Cancer Up Your Pancreas

Coffee lowers your risk of suicide and stomach cancer. It's a wonder drink!

Posted on February 8, 2010 at 6:37 pm 0

On Crazy Demon Sheep Spot Was An Homage

yes.

Posted on February 4, 2010 at 7:00 pm 0

On Svelte Americans Rip Into Their Big-Bottomed Compatriots

"i selected the pie because i was exhausted and fucking miserable and the pie made it feel better"

Posted on February 1, 2010 at 10:32 pm 0

On Everything Your Facebook Friends Said About The Grammys Is Probably Wrong

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Posted on February 1, 2010 at 10:08 pm 0

On Horrifying iPhone Plastic Surgery Apps Rated!

the after looks like meryl streep reinacting wayne's world.

the before does not have this effect.

Posted on January 22, 2010 at 3:55 pm 0

On Protesters Plan Fake Overdose Of Fake Medicine

of course it's not going to work if you take lots. take one sixty-seventh of a pill and you'll see some fireworks!

Posted on January 22, 2010 at 3:50 pm 0

On Lasers Will Make You Thin!

aint nothing wrong with turning into a sloshing bag of fat.

Posted on January 22, 2010 at 3:39 pm 0

On "Command and control" in Haiti's New Mini-Green Zone

mike d -- what on earth are you talking about?

Posted on January 21, 2010 at 9:44 pm 0

On Welcome Back, Rickets!

the british sun is weak pisswater. which is fun, because it means that british tourists in new zealand think they can just walk around in the sunshine like it ain't no thing. then their skin peels off in sheets and they dramatically decrease their chances of sleeping with the locals.

Posted on January 21, 2010 at 5:25 pm 0

On "Command and control" in Haiti's New Mini-Green Zone

coming from a country where pretty much all the military does is search and rescue, disaster relief and peacekeeping, i don't find this such a weird concept.

Posted on January 21, 2010 at 4:33 pm 0