On View Of Society From Top Of Empire State Building Is Correct
@dado #dadjoke
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On How Did the Recession Completely Avoid Office Rampage Killings?
@Setec Astrology Here we just have a bring your gun to work day.
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On Will Crazy Cows Turn My Brain Into Swiss Cheese?
I have a slight modification to this rule, where if something could happen, the probability it will happen is directly proportional to how bad it is.
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On Hit and Run Driver Uses Poopy-Pants Defense
yo dawg i heard you like accidents so i had an accident at my accident
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On G-Spot Real, Real Small
It's not impossible. I used to bull's-eye womp rats in my T-16 back home.
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On Toilet Commodious
I can't wait for the Family Guy bit with the squatting maiden beset by a swarm of ninja perverts.
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On Crying Button Accurate For Entire Content Of Internet
Making it a shared experience kinda defeats the purpose. My kind of crying I'm not exactly looking for a fucking audience.
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On Man Still Typing
"We need to weatherproof our American house — and fast — in order to ensure that America remains a rock of stability for the world."
We'll accomplish this twice as fast if we weatherproof the house with actual rocks. In this metaphor rocks = microchips. The world is flat, people.
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On Talk About Yourself Happy
You think talking about yourself feels good, try lying about yourself.