On Is Porn Any Different From Regional Beauty Pageants?
It's sad that the revocation of her title just means that her options are that much more limited, making a career in porn that much more likely.
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On Is Rick Moody Too Wealthy to Criticize Taylor Swift?
If you're admitting to blowing Dave Coulier in a movie theater, your confessionality is pretty fucking real.
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On The End of Books, Plus New Insults For Long-Dead Ayn Rand
@deepomega The fingerblast was scintillating. It foreshadowed a sense of boning.
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On Another Cold War Disappointment
Sounds like some primo Balk j/o fuel.
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On Conservatives Bravely Blame Everything, Especially Romney, For Romney's Loss
Hey guys, remember "binders full of women?" I can't believe it was only a couple weeks ago. This campaign has lasted too long.
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On God Was For Rape Before He Was Against It
God does not want rape, sometimes he just intends for it to happen. Why do you have to twist his words?
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On We Have Lived Long Enough To See An Open Letter To Wikipedia From Philip Roth
@deepomega Dammit I am so tired of looking up hermeneutics. I always confuse it with heuristics.
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On The Three Little Bears And The Great Dumpster Escape
Everyone'll be all "Oh they're like people." There're not like people. When people leave their kids in the garbage they don't come back for them.
#realtalk
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On Man Has Things To Say
There's a great line at the end about the difference between Nabokov and Joyce.
"The difference between a Nabokov, who in almost all his novels, nineteen novels, gives you his best chair and his best wine and his best conversation. Compare that to Joyce, who, when you arrive at his house, is nowhere to be found, and then you stumble upon him, making some disgusting drink of peat and dandelion in the kitchen. He doesn’t really care about you."
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On Why Did The Pig Cross The River? (He Was Dead)
The problem with finding 3,300 dead pigs in a Chinese river is that a half hour later you want to find 3,300 more.