Just a dude, makin his way.
The problem with finding 3,300 dead pigs in a Chinese river is that a half hour later you want to find 3,300 more.
It's sad that the revocation of her title just means that her options are that much more limited, making a career in porn that much more likely.
If you're admitting to blowing Dave Coulier in a movie theater, your confessionality is pretty fucking real.
@deepomega The fingerblast was scintillating. It foreshadowed a sense of boning.
Sounds like some primo Balk j/o fuel.
Hey guys, remember "binders full of women?" I can't believe it was only a couple weeks ago. This campaign has lasted too long.
God does not want rape, sometimes he just intends for it to happen. Why do you have to twist his words?
@deepomega Dammit I am so tired of looking up hermeneutics. I always confuse it with heuristics.
Everyone'll be all "Oh they're like people." There're not like people. When people leave their kids in the garbage they don't come back for them.
There's a great line at the end about the difference between Nabokov and Joyce.
"The difference between a Nabokov, who in almost all his novels, nineteen novels, gives you his best chair and his best wine and his best conversation. Compare that to Joyce, who, when you arrive at his house, is nowhere to be found, and then you stumble upon him, making some disgusting drink of peat and dandelion in the kitchen. He doesn’t really care about you."