On Run, Jeb, Run! (Number 394 in a Series)

@deepomega And now I'll just sit and wait until the ALL CAPS email from my cousin about Hillary's abortion shack arrives. I give your joke a week before a teabagger site quotes it as fact.

Posted on March 6, 2013 at 12:52 pm 0

On Fox News Replaces Idiot With Another Idiot

@Werner Hedgehog "Yes or no? I have Todd Akin on hold."

Posted on February 15, 2013 at 3:21 pm 0

On Mayor Dislikes Styrofoam

@hershmire You can't build a pseudo-Classical McMansion without styrofoam architectural elements covered in elastomeric stucco, won't someone think of the suburbs?

Posted on February 15, 2013 at 11:17 am 1

On Horse That British People Eat Might Be Less Appealing Kind Of Horse

FWIW, donkey is much tastier than horse.

Posted on February 11, 2013 at 9:46 am 0

On "Traditional Southern Diet" Will Put You In Traditional Southern Grave

Ham Biscuits wouldn't hurt a fly.

Posted on February 8, 2013 at 1:26 pm 0

On 20 Million People Freak Out Over Cop-Killing Ex-Cop

Aw, I used to wander those back roads when I was 9 plinking cans with a .22 and following Patton's tank tracks. Only kid for miles around, armed...

Posted on February 8, 2013 at 1:05 pm 0

On God (Or Maybe "Utilities") Hates Gawker

Retroactive AJ Daulerio?

Posted on February 4, 2013 at 11:38 am 0

On So Long, White Devils! Hello, "New Welfare Constituency"!

@Leon Saint-Jean I look forward to the day after they run off to Galt's Gulch and it comes to a screeching halt because nobody knows how to fix a toilet or grow lettuce.

Posted on November 7, 2012 at 9:31 am 5

On Does Anyone Remember The Old Ways Of Masturbation?

Everybody is lending a hand.

Posted on October 31, 2012 at 12:49 pm 2

On Media Grinches of Hurricane Sandy: The Liars, The New York Post and Gawker

Where will I go for all my Bloomberg Boner needs with Gawker down?

Posted on October 30, 2012 at 10:56 am 0