Come on, you know it'll be at Century 21 in a few months for only 47,800.00.
My mistake, I thought everyone stopped caring what Rick Moody thought about music a long time ago. His favorites mentioned in this same post are hopelessly narrow. His specific New England-based class angst is also SO two centuries ago.
I'm sure noone really cares what I think, either, but here's my two cents anyway: I largely agree with Mr Moody about Taylor Swift, but I caught myself singing along to Miley Cyrus recently and THERE'S NOTHING GODDAMNED WRONG WITH THAT.
@boysplz It's actually really easy to clean both fur and chain mail, which sounds wrong but is right. Basically you just have to remember that fur is hair and can be washed accordingly, and chain mail is just metal, which can be spritzed and wiped down, as long as it's dried thoroughly, and WOW I need to go rethink some things about my life choices now.
"Yakkin' About Cold French Fries"
For all the Nate Silver-gestated confidence many of us feel, I really don't want to feel the hammer of hubris on Wednesday. "Dewey defeats Truman," etc.
This is all well and good, but I don't think you understand: White dudes have a Get Out of Internet Free card. If a white dude says that something is only accessible to his bros, you're supposed to respect that! Never link to evidence that a white dude is a creepy pervert!
Cross-posting this to etiquette.internet.rec.funny.cautionary
Is this the worst Awl post ever? Sure, why the hell not.
@Maura Johnston Maybe you're secretly a man. That could be it too.
And their children go on to be bratty St. Ann's kids at middling LACs, who will go on to write autobiographical novels, and the circle completes itself.