"Nobody goes there anymore, it's too crowded" declarer, heal thy hiring-anything-that-moves-on-the-web self.
Still not as good as the season-20 aside about Arthur Branch moving on from being DA of New York County to chief judge on a chintzy reality show.
anyway i only subtweet former employers and am*nd* p*lmer (whose fans i am scared of enough to ALWAYS block her name, scientology-style)
i feel left out
My Co-Worker? My Co-Worker Seems So Lazy But I'm Also Scared About My Co-Worker
On Album Good
It is the sweetest gutpunch you'll hear all month. (It is also the third of four 2013 records that I have compulsively gone back to after being professionally obligated to listen to them. Which is a good number for so early in the year!)
So how long until Buzzfeed and Gawker "syndicate" this?
I don't think he's too rich to criticize Taylor Swift; I think he's too much of a raging rockist sexist (and ageist! TEENAGE GIRLS MAN) to do so. You don't see him dredging up the class background of [INSERT WHITE GUY MUSICIAN FOR WHOM HE HOLDS A THROBBING BONER], now, do you?
"Self-conscious narcissism of the Carrie Diaries variety is still the bulk of mainstream culture, of course. Why do people watch the Kardashians or any other reality-television show? To learn how much self-exposure is acceptable. And every episode conveniently gives the same answer: more. In 2011, Americans spent an estimated $10 billion on plastic surgery, according to an industry association, and about $5 billion on NASA space operations. By this logic, having perfect tits is worth twice as much as exploring the universe."