On Let's Read Some Trashy Books

OMG. Skip Valley of the Dolls and head right over to Once is Not Enough. It has a EVERYTHING classic trash needs. A girl sexually attracted to her father, all kinds of lesbians and sluts, a ritual drug-induced orgy (complete with chanting and clapping!), oh and a REALLY awkward World War II gang rape. Oh one of the best pick-up lines EVER: "Don't worry baby, I'm not going to rape you." That is an actual line from the book. Its SO bad but SO good. Best read aloud.

Posted on March 26, 2011 at 2:52 pm 0

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Posted on November 24, 2009 at 10:21 pm 0

On Finalists in the LRB's Great Ongoing Personals Ads Competition

Okay. Just read this one. This must win SOME kind of award right?

"Sulky M, 68, seeks acquiescent wife or punctual urologist. Preferably one in the same. No perverts/slackers.
box no. 19/08"

Posted on October 2, 2009 at 11:53 am 0