On Do You Have a Question for Evelyn Everlady?


Posted on June 12, 2014 at 4:56 pm 0

On Death to Negronis

"Neg-ron-i Season! Neg-ron-i Season! Whoooooo!"

Posted on June 6, 2014 at 5:53 pm 5

On Ask Polly: Why Am I Deathly Afraid of Success?

Wonderful advice as always from Polly. Also this resonates strongly with Sugar's advice from the original Write Like a Motherfucker column, which is applicable even if the thing you're trying to do isn't writing:

Posted on April 23, 2014 at 2:05 pm 0

On Mapping The Newest Old Map Of The World

This was lovely. Also, Grayson Perry's Map of Nowhere is a fascinating contemporary riff on the Hereford Mappa Mundi.

Posted on June 17, 2013 at 5:33 pm 0

On Saving Summer's Trashiest Cocktail: Make Way For The $21 Long Island Ice Tea

@Titania It is very good that I am the only person here right now, because I am howling with laughter and delight.

I really do work nearby. I get off work at 6. Let's do this!

Posted on May 24, 2013 at 2:54 pm 0

On Saving Summer's Trashiest Cocktail: Make Way For The $21 Long Island Ice Tea

@Brooklyn Battery I love(d) Mind Erasers!

I bet Bemelmann's does a fantastic Mind Eraser. Hmmm. I work nearby. I'm not a fan of the pianist (although he drowns out the sound of your drinking companions, so if you're out with a hedge-fund type that's usually a good thing.) Hmmm. Maybe I'll go after work and see how many men old enough to be my grandpa will hit on me? Who wants to come? Mind erasers, Long Island iced teas, and banana daiquiris for all!

Posted on May 24, 2013 at 2:02 pm 0

On Either Way, Media People Unpleasant

Poor Rory.

Posted on May 13, 2013 at 3:24 pm 0

On Don't Give The MTA That Metrocard Dollar!

The only advantage to the $1-for-the-new-card scam: fewer treacherous discarded Metrocards littering the station floors. Those fuckers are slippery! Like evil, vitaminless banana peels.

Posted on May 13, 2013 at 10:57 am 2

On What Does The Odor Of Your Urine After You Eat Asparagus Say About You?

Oh joy. It's Spargelzeit!

Posted on May 3, 2013 at 12:23 pm 0

On Ask Polly: How Do I Stop Panicking And Crying Over The Slightest Criticism?

@doraleigh I totally cannot wait to get fitted for my caftan! (I'm 37: does that mean it's time! Whooooo! Although I have a soft spot in my heart, actually, for Hilo Hattie muumuus.)

Posted on February 27, 2013 at 5:04 pm 0