On Hanks for the Memories
@Nicole Cliffe@facebook Oh, for real. I actually said, "It's Negroni Season!" a couple days ago.
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On ASAP Rocky, "Goldie"
I can't watch this right now, but "Comme des Fuck Down" is cracking me up.
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On Old Man Dies
It was sort of baffling to me that he was only 82. Hasn't the world been making cracks about his age since like 1980?
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On What Books Make You Cringe To Remember?
Somehow I got my hands on some R. D. Laing as a high-school freshman and was rendered even more pretentious and unbearable for several weeks.
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On Where Do Liberals Say They'll Move Now if Obama Loses?
Can I split my time between Tulum, Mexico and Montreal? Because that would be pretty cool.
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On 'The Secret History': I Know What You Did Last Reading Period
@RonMwangaguhung Didn't you also study for a time at the smaller, more claustrophobic, Greek-instructing liberal arts college in Maryland that I also attended? Regardless, I certainly agree. (And, Zeus knows why I know this, but I think G. Paltrow's brother owns the rights to The SH.)
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On Meat Bad
But everyone everywhere on the internet ever is telling me that grains and beans are poison and we should only ever eat bacon!
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On Expect A Load of Crap, Basically
I bought a copy of "Panic Free Pregnancy"* and rolled with that. It fit well with my ultrasound doctor, who advised me after my CVS to go home, put my legs up, and drink a glass of wine.
*The book really is sane and great. He does insist on your cutting out both smokes and blow, however.
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On If You Can't Tell When David Sedaris Is "Inventing," It's Your Problem
@jfruh He's as real as Soterios Johnson!