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On Occupy Wall Street's Big, Difficult Choice

Can't they just pull a Hoarders, and bring in a professional organizer and a therapist to mediate? "I think Comrade P is upset that you failed to notify him verbally that you would be moving his tarp to sweep. Let's take a minute to regroup, okay? Everybody take a break."

Posted on October 13, 2011 at 10:52 am 0

On Lady Nuts On Twitter Again

I like Ayelet Waldman. There, I said. She seems like a nice kind of crazy.

Posted on September 30, 2011 at 3:40 pm 0

On 'Confessions of a Shopaholic': If Patricia Highsmith Wrote Chick Lit

Nicole, this book was so stressful to read! I couldn't even handle it! Don't do it, Becky! Don't look at his checkbook. He's a nice, horsey fellow who doesn't even care about money that much! You have nothing in common! Ahhh. Just remembering it is giving me anxiety. So yeah, same reaction. (I couldn't even read the sequels. I just kept reminding myself how miserable I was reading the first one whenever I felt like I should real one of the next books.)

Posted on September 21, 2011 at 6:02 pm 1

On Going On Rooftops Is Apparently A Thing Now

@barnhouse I completely agree with your theory, Barnhouse. Like, 150% agree.

Posted on May 18, 2011 at 11:57 am 0

On Why 'The Little Mermaid' Is The Greatest Movie of Our Time

@Face Singing frogs! Kiss the girl wins, for the frogs on the oars alone! I mean, you don't even have to bring the frogs in the pelicans mouths into the argument!

Posted on May 11, 2011 at 5:51 pm 1

On Generic Cats Traffic Slideshow [PHOTOS] [CATS]

I clicked on every single slide, so I think Cho is gonna win this bet ...

Posted on May 6, 2011 at 4:19 pm 0

On Things Choire Sicha Would Tell You If He Were On The Internet Today

"Fuck you, Awl!"?

Posted on August 12, 2010 at 11:30 am 0

On Is The Legendary Chupacabra Hanging Out Behind Some Oklahoma High School?

They've all been fooled ... my dog is clearly el chupacabra, hiding in suburbia.

Posted on July 23, 2010 at 1:22 pm 0

On The Awl Announces First Acquisition (Oh, And Some Firings)

That Balk has such an ego ... passing up an assistant gig in this economy?

Posted on February 17, 2010 at 10:30 am 0

On 30 Bloggers To Avoid in 2010

You guys! There is nothing sad about Costco. There is nothing sad about Costco ... right?

Posted on January 6, 2010 at 11:42 am 0