Some of my favorite Philly slang is "tryna" (referring to attempts at getting another person into bed) and "yahmean" (used in the same context as "nahmean.")
And of course, DC/DMV will never back off "bama," despite cries of racism/classism/etc. Bless their hearts.
I spent Saturday in a Brooklyn apartment with no air conditioning and 11 other people, and almost died. Why didn't anyone tell me about these cooling centers!
The epilogue is even worse in the book than the movie, I think. At least in the movie, you can pretend that Hermione goes on to do something befitting her intelligence and strength - like, ooh, maybe she's the Minister of Magic! or Headmistress of Hogwarts! or even maybe owns her own book shop! Instead, if memory serves, she's some sort of middle-manager at the Ministry of Magic.
LET'S TALK ABOUT STRONG FEMALE CHARACTERS, J.K. ROWLING.
(I've clearly been mad about this since the book was released.)