I just had one of the mushroom/swiss ones for lunch!!!
Heyyyyy, listen, Runza will not ship officially due to USDA regulations, but they will sell frozen Runzas at any of their locations and I would love to send you some! If you want to pony up for some dry ice (I am familiar with packing on dry ice, all of the special waybills and UN paperwork associated with shipping dry ice :D) and shipping, I will overnight them post hastey. My mom did this for me after I called her crying over my thesis work, and it was a slice of home. :)
@City_Dater I read your comment and I was all like, "preach!" Then I read @melis 's comment, and I was all like, "real talk!"