On Amanda Palmer, Stephin Merritt, Moby and Neil Gaiman, "Science Fiction/Double Feature"
@DMcK Nope. Not a beard. I can tell you first hand he's a huge douche-nozzle, but he's a hetero douche-nozzle.
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On And Now, Goo
Break out the crackers and minced onions, Alaska!
http://www.scientificamerican.com/article.cfm?id=orange-goo-washing-ashore-in-alaska
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On Silvio Berlusconi: Diddling While Rome Burns
@s. Seriously. I logged in just to vigorously applaud. My crush on Balk grew ten times this day.
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On World's Saddest V.I.P. Pass Identified
@BadUncle Or as Groucho Marx said: well, the exact same thing because that was one of his.
(SO torn about writing this because I hate correcting people as much as I love Groucho.)
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On The Worst of the 2012 Candidates on Facebook
@Pulp oh no, it's got to be the one with the dog.
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On What Would Princess Diana Be Doing If She Were Alive Today?
"But the difference (apart from beauty, brightness, bravery etc) is that while Diana moved on from navel-gazing to world-embracing, Ferguson has kept her sights firmly up her own fundament."
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On Irate Briton Takes Glassing To The Next Level
"The court heard West has previous convictions for assault, after spraying someone with CS gas, and was on a suspended sentence for aggravated vehicle taking when he attacked Mr Merrifield."
I want to hear this read by Michael Palin in a cockney thug accent, especially the "aggravated vehicle taking" part.
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On "I Met A Ghost!" Five Chilling Real-Life Tales!
Goosebumps. I am sitting here covered in goosebumps after reading the last one.
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On Nazi-Loving Germans Need To Be A Little More Subtle
@cory dodt@twitter Whoa there. Say what you will about the nazis, but they had sartorial style. (Or maybe I just really like knee-high leather boots and jaunty caps.)
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On Lillian Ross, On The Other Hand...
Is there an award somewhere for title gags? Because you guys deserve all of them.