you. do. not. know. me.
i'm hoping to launch a website to help you realize your goal. it will be call it cockstarter.
the only thing that stops a bad guy with a video game controller is a good guy with a video game controller.
inter-dimensional werewolves are real goddammit!
women drivers...whacha gonna do?
i wonder what book they will give away.
is there such a thing as a non-rum daiquiri?
sure, why the hell not?
my baby is smart dammit!
perhaps i'm a bit sensitive because i recently had a birthday but i don't think i like the tone...i'm sorry, what was the question?