Sakurambobomb
A run-of-the-mill pretentious boozy art fag insufferably and boozily living in San Francisco that doesn't pay any attention to art or culture anymore and just watches his Tivo with his opposite-married husband and has begun to intensely love college football.
On Someone Watched "Wall Street" So You Don't Have To
He looks v. yummy in photos, but in real life looks way too thin and gawky. Maybe if he gets a muscly super-hero role and packs on some beef, he might be more attractive.
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On Kid Cudi On Cocaine
If only Sylvia Plath had written "The Blow Jar"
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On The Dumpling Effect: The Trouble with Coolhunting your Dinner
I think you have some interesting points in you general argument about how cool is created and will, seemingly, eat itself soon.
But, wwhat will the post-cool landscape look like? - feels like pseudoanthropological anxiety.
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On Who is the Greatest Diva of the Last 25 Years? We Offer Scientific Proof!
This should be submitted for the "Greatest Awl Article of the Last 25 Years."
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On Cars, Emergency Rooms Kill White People A Lot Less
I would have to say that perhaps part of this is due to the fact that minorities may engage in jaywalking activities far more than non-minorities.
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On We're Winning for Jesus Against Big Government and Socialist Firefighters!
I think all fire fighting should be handled by churches. Especially Christian Scientist churches who, rather than applying water to a burning home, pray that the building stop burning, since building combustion is just a wicked illusion.
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On The Second Worst Supergroup Of All Time
So, the English altnertive/dance supergroup 'Electronic' does not merit a mention on either list???
Electronic combined members, at various times, from New Order, the Smiths, ABC, the Doves, Pet Shop Boys and Kraftwerk, for pete's sake!
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On Fat Lazy Americanized Butterstick Being Rehabbed in China
God, America sucks at EVERYTHING now. We even screw up the pandas and have to offload them to China for improvment. 我会æ¬åˆ°ä¸å›½ã€‚
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On In Defense Of The Spanish Inquisition
The Kardashians look vaguely Islamic...perhaps we could promote them to this end?
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On January Without Alcohol: Two Thirsty People Explain
My friends who do this call it "Januwagon" which I think is pretty kicky.
My birthday is in January, so, Januwagon pisses me off to no end when my friends won't join in a black-out pub crawl. Grrrrrr.