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Sakurambobomb

Sakurambobomb

A run-of-the-mill pretentious boozy art fag insufferably and boozily living in San Francisco that doesn't pay any attention to art or culture anymore and just watches his Tivo with his opposite-married husband and has begun to intensely love college football.

On Iain (M.) Banks, 1954-2013

How delightful to see that Choire is a fan of Iain M. Banks! I always seet The Culture as actually being a form of aristocracy where the only the Minds "born" are really able to have any political, military, or economic power. It is an extremely benevolent aristocracy, though.

Posted on June 24, 2013 at 6:36 pm 0

On January Without Alcohol: Two Thirsty People Explain

My friends who do this call it "Januwagon" which I think is pretty kicky.

My birthday is in January, so, Januwagon pisses me off to no end when my friends won't join in a black-out pub crawl. Grrrrrr.

Posted on January 19, 2011 at 2:36 pm 1

On Someone Watched "Wall Street" So You Don't Have To

He looks v. yummy in photos, but in real life looks way too thin and gawky. Maybe if he gets a muscly super-hero role and packs on some beef, he might be more attractive.

Posted on September 27, 2010 at 3:54 pm 0

On Kid Cudi On Cocaine

If only Sylvia Plath had written "The Blow Jar"

Posted on September 17, 2010 at 3:17 pm 0

On The Dumpling Effect: The Trouble with Coolhunting your Dinner

I think you have some interesting points in you general argument about how cool is created and will, seemingly, eat itself soon.

But, wwhat will the post-cool landscape look like? - feels like pseudoanthropological anxiety.

Posted on September 14, 2010 at 6:58 pm 0

On Who is the Greatest Diva of the Last 25 Years? We Offer Scientific Proof!

This should be submitted for the "Greatest Awl Article of the Last 25 Years."

Posted on September 9, 2010 at 3:29 pm 0

On Cars, Emergency Rooms Kill White People A Lot Less

I would have to say that perhaps part of this is due to the fact that minorities may engage in jaywalking activities far more than non-minorities.

Posted on September 2, 2010 at 1:18 pm 0

On We're Winning for Jesus Against Big Government and Socialist Firefighters!

I think all fire fighting should be handled by churches. Especially Christian Scientist churches who, rather than applying water to a burning home, pray that the building stop burning, since building combustion is just a wicked illusion.

Posted on August 27, 2010 at 12:59 pm 0

On The Second Worst Supergroup Of All Time

So, the English altnertive/dance supergroup 'Electronic' does not merit a mention on either list???

Electronic combined members, at various times, from New Order, the Smiths, ABC, the Doves, Pet Shop Boys and Kraftwerk, for pete's sake!

Posted on August 20, 2010 at 3:03 pm 0

On Fat Lazy Americanized Butterstick Being Rehabbed in China

God, America sucks at EVERYTHING now. We even screw up the pandas and have to offload them to China for improvment. 我会搬到中国。

Posted on August 17, 2010 at 3:41 pm 0