On Signifiers Of Coolness In The Early 21st Century
But kale has been delicious for decades.
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On It's Baby-Cloning Time!
I think the obvious answer is, clone yourself and then cook and eat your clones, just to see what it tastes like.
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On Music Good
Sure. Nobody has ever been happy while listening to white college students' parody rap videos on youtube.
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On For The First Time Ever, We Thoroughly Agree With The 'National Review' Crazies
Just be glad it was Williamson this happened to. Katherine Lopez would have turned this into an essay about how important Traditional Marriage is to the theater going/cellphone using experience.
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On Interns: Definitely Just Be Yourself In The Office, Including "Edgy" And/Or "Nude"
They always told me not to hide my balls under a bushel basket.
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On Commenter Really Into Alcohol
Other things on that list include Authentic Opium Dens, A Limp Handjob From A Work Acquaintance, Making Someone You Don't Like Drink From A Garden Hose.
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On Will You Welcome Your New Silicon Valley Emo-Choad Oligarch Government?
Here's a fun fact: The right-wing blogosphere HATES the existence FWD.us, since Zuckerberg is perceived as a Soros-ian traitor to capitalism.
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On Salt Actually Good For You Or Something
"Look, I'm just saying, there's a reason Lot's wife wasn't turned into a pillar of CARBS."
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On "The Good Gay"
@melis "The French Royal Court of West Hollywood" is actually a very good brunch place. Gotta get there early to avoid the line, though.
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On What Was Next For Kai
@Logan5 Not sure how mysterious it is given that he has a history of attacking people with a hatchet. Seems like the sort of predictably end-game, really.