Maybe never ever watch news TV.
Because "Italian who knows how to create a twitter account" lacked a certain gravitas.
I think I misunderstood Behrle, who appeared to just be a HUGE fan of Dave Eggers.
Honestly, if we're ok with the lotto punishing stupidity....
This is a corollary to Betteridge's law of headlines - if the question is "why" the answer is "Because humans are stupid."
Yeah, but at least the public pensions are intact.
So I guess the working theory is... including yourself in a photo you take is automatically crasser? So just a straight up facebook-posted photo of the jumper would be way better?
Finally, men CAN have it all!
To be fair, hookers aren't exactly a group known for sleeping.
Still better than planking.