On 2014 March Madne$$: The School Tuitions Of The NCAA Bracket

Whoooooo go Colonials! (This being the only time of year I care about that school at all.)

Posted on March 17, 2014 at 4:04 pm 0

On How To Feel Better About Gentrification

Just remember: keep blaming gentrification on people with asymmetrical haircuts and a low rent budget; pay no attention to the central bankers behind the curtain.

Posted on February 3, 2014 at 11:55 am 1

On Ask Polly: I Moved To A New City To Be With An Emotional Vampire

This reads like the plot of a movie I would enjoy watching.

Posted on January 30, 2014 at 3:07 pm 1

On "Her": This Movie Makes No Sense

T.C. Boyle includes a character's newspaper columns in Tortilla Curtain. That's the only time I've seen it done well.

Posted on January 13, 2014 at 8:52 pm 0

On Give It Up For The Little Guy (Or Don't???)

"Please direct all angry tweets and emails to TLC."

I always do.

Posted on November 7, 2013 at 1:03 pm 4

On What Does Your Coffee Say About You? And... Is It Something Terrible?

Oh hey, does anyone have any plan to respond to gentrification that's not de facto re-segregation? Asking for a friend/neighborhood.

Posted on October 31, 2013 at 3:55 pm 0

On What Does Your Coffee Say About You? And... Is It Something Terrible?

You should read my HBS business plan final project.

Posted on October 31, 2013 at 3:37 pm 1

On Guess Which Homo Is Going To See "Ender's Game" Tomorrow?

@the fridge
He's such a nut! Even when he's right about things, he discusses them in basically unhelpful ways. I don't understand why the other writers at Volokh put up with him.

Posted on October 31, 2013 at 12:30 pm 0

On Ask Polly: My Best Friend Keeps Recruiting Me To Join Her Multi-Level Marketing Scheme!

If you want to make money being an asshole, there's always law school.

Posted on August 23, 2013 at 10:43 am 0

On Ask Polly: My Great Job At A Top International News Publication Sucks Ass!

@Faintly Macabre

oh god, hold me

Posted on August 15, 2013 at 4:34 pm 0