On 'Daily News' Endorses Prison Rape
Well, to be truthful, the prison is probably full of in-shape blonde guys wearing white pajamas.
Kind of like a pornographic '2001'.
Posted on July 28, 2011 at 11:14 am
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On Evil Lobbyist Places Op-Ed Piece
Sorry, I had trouble reading that.
Im going to lay down over here and smoke some cigarettes.
Posted on July 28, 2011 at 11:03 am
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On The Yogurt Industry Is Totally Out of Control!
Hmm, yogurt fed veal is an idea thats waiting to hit.
Posted on July 28, 2011 at 11:01 am
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On You Are A Hologram
Great, so I guess instead of burying that Thai hooker in my backyard I can just wait and she will, what? Run out of batteries and disappear?
Posted on July 28, 2011 at 11:00 am
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On Maybe If We Make Salad Easier To Assemble More People Will Eat It
I hear the salad bar at Wonderland Ranch converted into a leather pony after 8 pm.
Posted on July 27, 2011 at 12:33 pm
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On Cosplay Both More, Less Perverse When It Involves Bowties
The face of The Anti-Poon.
Posted on July 26, 2011 at 2:30 pm
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On Album Covered
Cool! 'Steal My Sunshine' is the best song on that album!
Posted on July 26, 2011 at 9:47 am
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On Ego Checks You May Encounter As A Blogger-Turned-Book-Writer
@Mr. B Whats worse, getting puked on or having to sit next to that fruity weirdo, Hoover?
Posted on July 26, 2011 at 9:15 am
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On Ego Checks You May Encounter As A Blogger-Turned-Book-Writer
@Mr. B Nope I was in school that day. Maybe it was Jackie Gleason you saw.
Posted on July 25, 2011 at 10:23 pm
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On It's Too Hot For Meth
Yes, im sure coke-heads everywhere are admonishing each other to stay hydrated and only cram powder down their gullets between the hours of 5 - 10 pm.